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Tannoy man “Could the owner of car registration number 5H1T L1N0 please come to reception and pick up your envelope”

That’s cruel, there was a lot of effort put in but you never ever get a fair game at Old Trafford. They tried to ref it for 90 minutes and their colleagues in black hand them the ultimate gift, stinks the place out.

Reminds me of Mason Mount for England in the Euro Final v Italy. If you want to watch the game buy a ticket like everyone else. Passive but hey he’s a quality all round ‘baller apparently

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeated ! Call it as it is ITV.

‘Twas offside, but you’re not allowed to give offside against Utd at home

Twattyface has wet himself

Starting to think Skipp would have been a better option than Winks for his work rate and constant frowning

Playing with a false 9 now….to go along with our false 2,3,4,5,6,7,8 nuff respect Bilal as a 10, and 11

At this stage I’d take a point to be honest

Pint for Okoli !!!!

Yep agree, thought the sub was to let Coulibaly counter Garnachos pace as he’d just beaten Justin easily.

Good news folks, Monga has just finished his homework so his mum has said he can play out ‘til 10.00

I feel so much more assured about the defending with Okoli being mobile, capable of changing direction without having to apply for planning permission first and having the insurance of Wilf in front. Faes looks less frantic and haywire too, no doubt due to the extra insurance around him.

Soumare won it well, Bilal with the cross opened them right up then it got a bit scruffy but who cares!

Gerrin!

Badge check complete….

In case he walks into a Skipp

A good point. You need a bigger squad to cope and they give you a bit of money that can go towards that but players won't sign a 1 year deal and there's no guarantee you'll have CL football for every year of their contract (extremely unlikely in our case). Then you have the agents who smell blood and come out offering ways of us parting with our new found relative wealth. In the old set up you could be out after 6 games, that's just six games, 3 opportunities for corporate stuff at the home matches, sponsorships, gate receipts etc yet you sign players on 3 or 4 year deals to help you cope with "that". That's why the likes of Spurs, Chelsea and Man Utd who are on the fringes of qualifying want it guaranteed year in year out with the super league etc. They aren't the ones who deserve sympathy, the likes of Villa and (cough) Forest who might make it one year but not the next have big decisions to make, all whilst staying within the domestic FFP.

Yes 12:30.

He should be snapped up

I think the Chelsea game was the last straw, set up to just keep the score down and not even have a go, it showed in the final minutes when subs came on and Mavididi ran at them that they weren't unbeatable at the back but even neutrals and broadcasters were shocked at how negative we had been. That day the players body language and heads went too, there was a 10-15 minute spell of wild challenges then verbals when substituted, gestures etc, arguing amongst themselves

No chance of that, staying at Arsenal and think he's injured at the moment

You mean that bit where despite being without our best winger for the season we just had our CB come in and say he wants to go and play with his old mates, we say yeah maybe but we might need you to play with us, he says he'll see if his old mates have a new mate who doesn't want to be mates anymore and could play with us instead, we see which mate that is and aren't too sure about him.........it's more like the Dog and Duck A Team on a Sunday morning than Professional Premier League.

How, just how, can he be one of the two most capable Welsh goalkeepers? Surely they could just strategically shave a sheep and stick a pair of gloves on it and that would be a better option. A child? Someone? Anyone?

It comes to something when our big hope for the Manchester Utd game on Friday is ruled out as unavailable as he has a detention for farting in a Physics lesson that morning