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Ferguson’s loan from Brighton to West Ham doesn’t seem to have worked out, hard to see what happens for him next, might have to consider a loan to a championship club unless one of the promoted clubs go for him. Would be hungrier than Eduauard has been, being at the start of his career still.

And in between all the VAR some football breaks out

“Yanited cha-cha-cha”, more like “Ha-ha-ha” (Man. Utd). Hate to think I’ll probably be supporting them if it’s vs Spurs in the Europa final.

MOTD showing the attendance as 31,240 .

I remember us getting promotion, looking forward to the season ahead with confidence, with the ever reliable and often outstanding Wallington in goal when, I believe due to a contract dispute or negotiation he was left out in favour of new signing Mark Grew, basically Danny Ward with a perm. It was painful as despite having Lineker, Smith and Lynex at one end we had coco the clown gifting soft goals at the other. Also lost Larry May at CB and bringing in Bob Hazell after a few games with MacDonald filling in at CB. Once Wally got back in things improved and we stayed up. Basically a false start that as a ten year old I couldn’t understand. Fast forward a few decades and the club believe they can do without Kasper as they have Ward on the books .

With it being a World Cup year next season does that become a factor for him (and one or two others)?

Mate, it’s called a ball, to most people it’s not a trip hazard

Just seen the team sheet, any chance of finding a dentist to give me root canal surgery this afternoon to improve my day

“His team never-scores and he looks like a horse, Van-Nistelroy, Van-Nistelroy”

Let’s learn some more about Ayew, worth £60 ticket money, yipp f****ing ee

With Soumare wanting out and being subbed at half time last week you’d like to think we’ll focus on who will be here next season. Personally I’d like us to use today as a chance to have a good look at Braybrooke but I think it’ll more likely be Skipp for 70 or so minutes then Braybrooke or Cartwright for 20.

Ruud gave an impassioned speech - "Reach out and connect with your inner feelings, speak to your soul"

With the number of wing options unavailable and the daunting prospect of watching Ayew waddle around like a constipated duck for 75 minutes again I was going to suggest going to 3 CB’s ,wing backs and two up top. But then I remembered how s**t our full backs, centre backs and second strikers are . Just keep the non trying ones away from the stadium completely, they’ve had their chance, that ship has sailed (or sunk!) keep their toxicity away from the young’uns.

He'd have to change his name to Danny Cob if he comes to Leicester

The reply that they'll be up for sale when the game has sold out may be generic rather than a live update on the situation, does anyone ever get a message that says "thanks for re-listing, it's now live for re-sale" rather than "it will be when sold out"? Is it possible that that number of seats dotted around are all re-sale seats and the match had technically sold out which triggered them becoming available i.e. all the seats you can see are re-sales not original for sales? Unlikely for the sizzling blockbuster that is City v Southampton I know but who knows anything any more!!

Think it'll be 0-0. We don't do goals and Southampton will miss the 2 or 3 sitters we gift them.

Hi Soyuncu, welcome to the forum!

Mending a wireless microphone in a school, I was getting peeved at the students staring at me so I took it into the corridor. Trying to refit the batteries and get a steady connection I was going a bit potty mouth, when I returned to the class all the kids were red faced with tears streaming, it turns out every 2nd or 3rd word had been coming through the speakers. Could have been worse, I could have taken it to the loo ala Leslie Neilsen in Naked Gun!

Twatterface - “Goals are absolute key”. Thank god for his expert insight, without it I wouldn’t have a clue what was going on.

Poor old Nottinfinal Forest

Let’s take a moment to sympathise with Gibbs-White……..,ok enough

Blimey O’Reilly, he’s been watching me in 5 a-sides and copied my trademark move!

Gardening leave must be the solution, the guy can’t be well if he thinks he’s doing a competent job. Take him out of the firing line, let Kingy pick the side and set up, be looking now for the next manager and confirm departure in the next financial period if that’s the issue.

Think it’ll be 0-0. Remember folks, “Bring your whole squad”, I just wish Ruud wouldn’t.

8 passes today apparently. Man, if you want to just watch the game buy a ticket like the rest of us. Just so passive and ineffective. But he’ll be handed a shirt again next time because Ruud has absolutely no standards or respect for our badge.