fazzyfox

Right, which five got subbed then

This chap has waited years for his chance, shows more passion and has more orthodox facial proportions than the current boss.

I missed Emmerdale for this. Baaaast***s

That’s an excellent shout, it’s asking a question of them, I’d like to see them try and deny they’re quitters, I now have tens of hours of footage, evidence that proves they are.

I’ve just given the job to Neil Lennon with Savage as his bat***t assistant, their first half audition tells me they care more and have higher standards of application of players than Ruud.

Ohhh De-Cordova Reid is playing

Taking the P out of us big time. You could get a London bus through Vesty’s legs there

Lads, lads, lads, listen carefully…. THIS IS A FOOTBALL THIS IS A HOT POTATO THEY ARE DIFFERENT THINGS

Great, their feet were level but because the oaf is leaning towards goal Vesty has played him onside by 8 about feet, keep your lanky neck upright you f***** giraffe

It looks like a nice ball. Can we play with it too please

Don’t we all have a black t-shirt we use when painting and decorating that ends up looking like this though?

Grown men crossing their arms like the West Ham badge, so embarrassing (says the grown man who dons a fox mask on occasion )

Damn it, there are no appointments available for root canal dentistry this evening, my much preferred option

He was head and shoulders above the other players apparently

I saw a quote from Ruud in the week when challenged about changing things, basically said “We do change things when needed” and then went on to say it’s in small ways and we’ve changed the wingers changed the 6’s, changed the CB’s. But he just doesn’t get it, the model doesn’t work in its current shape, it needs a new shape, to at least try. At the very least, the first time you do it it will throw the oppositions expectations of you and their plan to counter you out of the window. Two up top or 2 number 10’s, 3 CBs, wing-backs, just something new. And if Skipp and Winks haven’t shown enough in training do dislodge jog-along Soumare then they’re a disgrace to the profession . They should be banging the managers door down after watching him keep his place.

Faes F*** Up sweepstake, I’m having minute 28 (& 37, 63, 79)

Baroness Brady will sit in her seat smirking at the incompetent wannabes making pathetic excuses for themselves, squabbling, falling out, throwing each other under the bus, failing the most basic of tasks and deserving firing. And on The Apprentice she’ll do something similar.

You were s**t last week, here’s a shirt, go again You were s**t last week, here’s a shirt, go again You were s**t last week, here’s a shirt, go again You were s**t last week, here’s a shirt, go again You were s**t last week, here’s a shirt, go again it gives the wrong message to everyone at the club and every kid in the county who kicks a ball. De-values the badge, de-values the club, you no longer need to earn your place just turn up and jog about a bit.

We could do a bucket cash collection in the stands if that helps

Be kind folks, this forum is for all including those who can't spall priperly.

Can you play right back?

Will certainly be avoiding all the pre match quotes about giving it 100%, determination, cutting out mistakes, focus, concentration, yada yada yada. All talk. Thirty minutes in they've given up and aren't chasing back. Do your talking on the pitch.

Has anyone done a “We’re going to get Hammered” joke yet?

I can only see a couple of problems for us. The first half and the second half.