fazzyfox

There was a worrying spell where we (the players) lost our heads completely, rash challenges, shocking passes, dire body language, no communication, acting like they’ve never met. It lasted about 40 f***ing minutes ! Seriously though the 10 minutes after the goal, it reminded me of that double whammy three years ago v Spurs and Forest in the Cup, complete heads gone moments.

We’ve got them on the rack now, time to make hay while…. Oh well, nice while it lasted

WILLLLFFFF!!!

If we get any deeper we’ll be behind our goal

Clown car Faes, no one scores from row Z but let’s ball juggle on the edge of the box instead

A Madley refereeing…..thought it couldn’t get worse

Specific criticism would be that we’re down 2 flair players today then go and leave out Mavididi one of our only others, also not using Skipp who has big game experience if whoever plays RW offers better protection to Justin than previous games then I’ll accept something has worked. Soumare’s contribution to the goal at Ipswich was remarkable but just seen clips of him at Man Utd in his Sunday morning jog languid style, he just doesn’t get it.

On the other hand Choudhury and Daka are back…….yay .

Plumbers have been checking the loos, the sinks, the drains but have concluded the stink in the stadium is coming from the team sheet.

But Jamie we need you, you might get a touch at some point

Betting company go bust. What were the odds on that happening ?

The fazzyfox landing, including obligitory framed prints of club legends Jari Rantanen and Arnar "Ming" Gunnlaugsson #random.

Went straight from the Ipswich match across to Norwich to see Mercury Rev. Mesmeric.

After the red card Ipswich were down to 11 men ! There were more follow through’s than curry night at Wetherspoons, he missed the lot apart from Phillips 2nd card. Absolute homer, gave them everything.

Ipswich will see this as a “can-win”, not quite last chance saloon but the one pivotal weekend they’ve been waiting for in context with recent form and the not reflective results. I see their potential full on assault suiting us on the quick break. It’ll be mayhem, it’ll be 2-2, I’d take that right now.

After wasting over an hour pressing the red button and resetting the Sky box I’ve finally googled the problem to find this mega hyped match choice isn’t compatible with my Sky Plus box . Stop f***ing pushing it as being available without a footnote then. Used to get red button access but this is a new fangled streaming app apparently not understood by my museum piece (Don’t want to upgrade as I have loads of 2016 stuff saved on it.) Am I missing much

Yes indeed, it promises to concede goals, promises to struggle to get out of it's own half, promises to invite pressure, promises to trouble their penalty box........

A clown in goal, a bomb scare at right back, a midfielder who looks like he doesn't give a s**t, an ineffective lukewarm left winger, an "in from the cold / frozen" Luke Thomas and a centre forward who just huffs and puffs and wins fouls, what could possibly go wrong

Back in the day I was a gross fatty who ate far too much, just thinking about it makes me queasy. Over indulgence at Christmas isn't unique to me I know but I realise now how much I was asking of my body to process the random combination of foods in such large quantities in such a time frame. Christmas Eve I'd be having my buffet tea, Pork Pies, Gammon rolls, cocktail sausages, sausage rolls, Cheese and biscuits, twiglets (I know, the luxury of the fazzyfox home), still eating it at 1 A.M. A morning breakfast of more meaty rolls, sausage rolls & croissant, a mid morning pot of strong coffee (which my guts are not used to) chocolate mints and mince pie, then snacking on Chocolate Orange, Tube of jelly tots down in one (my party piece), a large full roast dinner, a night time tea of more meaty rolls, crisps, christmas cake and more washed down with cider and champagne. Then boxing day half an hour before a plate of Baked Potatoes, cold meats, cheeses and pork pies is due to be consumed I get that "meat sweat", something says "You cannot consume one more molecule of food until...", a strange fluctuation of temperatures and a giddiness bordering on feinting, a feeling that a boxer has punched me in the stomach and a nosebleed sensation, I realise it's the time.......The Boxing Day Poo. Sat on the Loo, one foot on the wall one on the ceiling in a kind of annual (or anal) yoga ritual, shouting "heave", mopping the brow with towels, considering calling for stirrups, pain like I've never known (I thought I'd eaten the chocolate Orange in individual pieces...apparently not and it's stuck. Behind the Jelly Tots. Then braced for the worst bit, it comes and keeps coming, and keeps coming...why no splash, the sensation afterwards such a contrast to the pain. You look down and this coiled snake filling the pan looks back up at you, the room stinks of a strange combination of Turkey, Gammon, Mint, Orange, Coffee, Coventry Bus Station and fermented eggs, strange as they weren't involved, you look in the mirror and you look pale and sweaty like you've run a marathon. One year I weighed myself before and after, something like 6 pounds difference, how much was poo how much was perspiration loss I don't know.

GOAT !!!!!!

Only that low whilst Patson's out of action though, when he's available half of Zambia make a daily visit to the sites to question why we're not building a team around the second coming of Pele.

FAB? Six seems too many, four has more of a ring(o) to it. And do they each get a free ice lolly with chocolate and sprinkles on?

Concerned that we conceded twice to that mob as we have much tougher to face but hey forget that for now, an away win in this league, two wins on the trot, Benny’s goal scoring, scoring three away from home, the return of the Fat, it’s…..

Three points and Southamptons morale left as flat as a pancake that Mandy Dingle has sat on. Poifect!