Finnegan

Pearsonesque signing.

Enzo: "Get Mads back and I'll think about it."

"The credibility of Foxestalk"

Anyone not picking a striker is absolutely insane. Which is why it's a bit silly saying you can't pick Haaland but you can apparently pick the world class players in every other position. Clearly the answer is Ekitike then isn't it. Declan Rice is a frankly insane suggestion. Not saying he wouldn't improve the side but if you're picking a midfielder at least make it one that scores goals. Rice wouldn't stop us hemorrhaging goals at the back nor is he going to score or create enough goals to have us win by our scoring everyone.

I'd take him in his current state over Russell Martin

Enzo Maresca is a hell of a smoke screen for Russell Martin.

Enzo:

Allowing Lyndon Dykes to score against you is possibly the most embarrassing thing you can do in professional football. Halley's comet is more common than Lyndon Dykes goals.

Oh look. A good cross goes in and Ayew is nowhere near it.

Hideous defending

He makes Shinji Okazaki look like Bayo Akinfenwa.

**** sakes it's come back

Oh thank christ I've had a power cut. There is a god.

He won't but I wish he'd take Ayew off. We're playing with ten men with him on anyway.

Embarrassing

What

I was being completely honest with you. Those tips were 100% helpful. If you don't follow them, other people will.

Yeah man let's sack him off. We've got loads of other options anyway, no problem.

It's fantastic. Some tips: If you say "DON'T SHOOT!" people will put their gun away and you can kill them easily. Running all over the map to get the best loot is a lot of effort. If you hide in a bush near the extraction, mobile loot containers will come to you. If you team up with someone, you can watch them and get a good idea of how much stuff they're bringing. Be really friendly and you can go to extraction together, tell them you'll cover them while they use the console and you can shoot them in the back. Now you get twice the loot and they've helpfully carried it to the exit for you.

You didn't think all those lads in Transfer Talk were passing off their own findings, did you?

Two likely options imo. Either he sells it to a friendly (to him, that is) company / family in Thailand or it just goes to the most likely bidders which will be an American hedge fund who'll just milk us dry and invest very little.

I'm not sure how anyone could dare remove such top tier quality as "Leicester players that had another job" and "Leicester players that aren't the best in their family." Like having ****ing Buzzfeed occupy the forum.

Bodo at it again

The irony of course being that Kingy only knew how to pass sideways when he played

I don't think you're going to need to worry about that