Bourbon Fox

Actually having players in the box has been helpful too

https://x.com/i/status/1997287004719997068 https://x.com/i/status/1997290950394019983

Clearly onside ffs

Wtf is going on

At least one of them

These new chants are crap

10's best. He's Oliver Skipp

Exactly. 'Is it tainted' can only be a question because they did 'it'. They did it!!! It stands alone

Not listened before, really enjoyed that. Listened in the gym as motivation for getting strong in case I ever get a chance to drown Harry Winks in a puddle

Angling for a move in January, let them have him

Anthony Whothehellishe

Only 22% of our shots have come from strikers. Our shots this season have an average xG of 0.09. We're in the bottom 5 of the championship for both metrics.

Give him a few beers and he'll crash his car into it

I went to the gym and had a sauna instead of watching. A bloke came in and let a fart go as he stepped up onto the middle bench, and it absolutely stank. I would rather go back into that hot cloud of guff than watch the highlights of this game.

Oh I know, just the fact that he exists

This is a really good and insightful piece

Jesus I’d actually forgotten about Woyo 26 years old, managed 3 appearances for Sassuolo since September ’Life is nothing’

Golding

This is one of the biggest crimes of Marti, somehow contriving to have Abdul doubled or tripled up on but also no apparent overload anywhere else. So many times this season we’ve looked like we’ve had fewer players on the pitch with and without the ball.

Good one!

^^^ or to put it another way, our tactics are crap and we don’t control games at all

I'm talking about the defence. Nelson, Okoli, Kristiansen, Souttar injured. Pereira can't play 2 games in 4 days. Thomas suspended. The defensive lineup tonight was the only one he could pick.