Bourbon Fox

The subreddit is truly awful

You sent me down a bit of a rabbit hole. The search feature on the forum doesn't seem to go back further than 10 years so I started looking back through the pages of the forum (2086 of them) to May 2012 to see if I could find anything It's a great read, and also completely tragic that I am so bereft of hope and joy at the moment that I did this.

He watched us getting battered by Charlton and suddenly realised he needed to rush off and sign Joe Aribo to save our season

Jamie Vardy... But yeah Ayew, had bad signing written all over it from day one. Couldn't believe it when he was announced. Shithouse.

The complete collapse of a once-great football club

As much as I'd like this to be untrue, we looked a lot better with him

Absolutely quality today

And she got you promoted to the premier league

I know I'm just wallowing in misery

The streets will forget

Didn't stop us from buying them

I think after half an hour on Saturday we're not going to be under any illusion what the rest of the season will be like

Better hope Sean and Engelbert are up for it

That geezer from Dunelm, Englebert Humperdinck, the Bloor Homes guy, Mr Pukka Pies and Sean From Enderby

So we're looking for a smart owner who will pay what Top wants and then very quickly implement a canny football programme run by clever people, who they'll back with investment and leave to build a winning system on the football side while they expand the ground, swap the kop and the family stand and develop the hotel and retail park? And will there be blowjob machines installed in the singing section?

Tiny writing!

You can't invest in us to get us promoted quickly without breaching PSR. We're a couple of years away from having a sustainable wage structure in the Championship. We have a ton of legal issues pending that may worsen our position and instantly decrease our valuation. We look like we may potentially go down before we go up. A better title for the thread would be 'who in their right mind would buy the club?' Don't think it will happen until we are either in the Premier League with a steady ship or a genuine rescue prospect, stripped of assets and leagues below where we could be.

His last cap was six years ago. He's a c**t

Sorry did you stop aging at 6 years old?

Anyone with enough money to buy a football club is a bastard, that's capitalism

Have it at the Tavern at lunchtime

The last manager we had that could pick up a squad and play to its strengths was Ranieri. I just want someone who will come in, mug off the tossers and keep it simple.

Yeah that was my point as well, whether he observes that part of his faith is not relevant to his job, except insofar as alcohol is unequivocally not compatible with elite fitness.