Bob666

135 shots (disputed) of which 129 could have been saved by Danny Ward , Alex Mccarthy, Conrad Logan & me (probably all in the same goal at the same time). Highlights the delusion of RM & his team. We play well for 10 mins of most halves & then the rest is slow / tepid shite. It's embarrassing 😳

Agree - seems to be getting worse as the season progresses. Seems to be looking for the safe option, slowing up play & not having any shots. Not sure if it's RM's coaching or him thinking what's the point with more experienced pros being recruited & likely to take his spot.

I'm here

Even AI is too embarrassed

Will play 13

Why's Russ at Spurs training ground?

Plastic! Why are you not in the stadium with the rest of us?

Some promising performances - especially Young Harry. Did well until the BDCR/Cullen subs - albeit against an Ipswich second string team. No real cutting edge which is a concern with the number of shots (at least triple compared to normal this season)

"You don't see him here; You don't see him there; You don't see him any FKG where Liam Who? Liam Who?"

Whenever I saw McCarthy play for Saints, I always thought thank f@€k he doesn't play for us. After yesterday's performance, I've no reason to think he's got any better - he's shite

Thought I seen @moore_94 somewhere before

Must get confusing for Jon to know which Russell he's talking about with Top

Yakubu - he was never 28 when he joined

Hopefully still better than Bob the Throb/Knob

Obviously Ipswich couldn't believe how someone scored against them from over the half way line & had to buy him for £20m. Doubt he'll do the same for the tractor boys in the Prem but no doubt he'll be trying to replicate one of his magic goals.

No One

Don't worry lads in 12 months time it will be Jesse M inspiring the next generation of LCFC fans

All because we took the piss with "I pedict a riot" chant & "Leeds are falling apart again" - don't they understand the irony of our "when you're smiling"?

Highlight of his interview was when he looked in the cupboard & saw big Jon in the nude hiding. Great time to be an LCFC fan

Great win preseason - sign em up (especially Conrad - lean as a butcher's dog)

Always dreamed of seeing SSL play in midfield & now that dream has been ruined after 10 mins

"We relegate.....Next we promote" Yours Top

We'll that prediction aged well At least I had a good season (my alter ego Bruce Wayne)