RoboFox

Absolutely buzzing about aliens TBF, mainly because I could do with a few days off.

“He’s one of our own” is not an acceptable reason to keep sub-standard footballers around if we want to progress as a football club. Let’s face it, anything half-decent our academy has produced have been snapped up by bigger clubs and here we are approaching 2025, still relying on the likes of Hamza, Thomas et al, who any aspirational club would’ve moved on seasons ago.

Lay off the wallop, Jonny

Danny “two number ones” Ward. ****ing cretin.

I feel like this has been said a lot

Can’t get rid of him. Shit player, on an absolute wedge for yonks. An absolute LCFC staple.

0-0, Ndidi and Soumare

Wouldn't be averse to this. Would be an upgrade on anything we have currently.

Pretty predictable that Ciri was going to be the main protagonist for this. CDPR always go waaaaaaay too early with their reveal trailers. I reckon this is 5 years off at least.

Sutton's desperate to stay relevant. Bloke's a human clickbait generator.

Just watched the presser. Ruud's properly charming. He seems to love this Henry guy who I've never heard of.

There's having a positive attitude, then there's just being realistic. It's obvious - even six months in - he's better off looking for another club for the good of his career. He isn't going to get a look in there.

He's got about 10 players ahead of him in the pecking order and Chelsea aren't exactly in need of changing things up. They're doing OK as it is. Wanting to fight for his place is delusional. Hopefully he realises before he's forgotten about and goes all Drinkwater.

Wow. I'd forgotten about The Oven Door. No idea when it closed, but it was still there in the early-mid 90s when we used to go shopping in Wigston with my grandparents. An iced finger bun was a highlight of every trip. Simpler times. Looks like It's a Costa now. How depressing.

Making a trailer that teases without giving away the entire film lost art these days. That sound design. The Kipling poem. Masterful stuff, this.

Can't loan him. Can't afford to buy him. He was bought to boost their homegrown quota, and the Golding deal was a PSR fiddle. He isn't the first, and won't be the last player who will have to work very hard to recover his career after an ill-advised move there. I like KDH, but he's gone and we should move on.

His lexicon is excellent for someone whose second language is English. Very articulate dude. Speaks four fluently, n'all.

Jake Humphrey is a bit of a plum though.

I can't recall a physically weaker player for us. He's not the smallest guy but it's seemingly so easy for defenders to dominate him, it's bizarre. It's no wonder he's so hesitant to take players on and ends up slowing down play and passing backwards.

Refreshing to hear Piper calling the Beat The Traffic FC fans out on RL.

****ING GET IN

Nice. Go again!

Our defence is fvcking shocking. Championship level dogshit.

FFS man both our wingers are dogshit. Even an out of form Mavididi has to be better than this.