TheLittleBigMan

Her pace and mobility would suggest she might struggle but she can bully opposition defenders well enough and seems decent with the ball at her feet. There is a great foundation for growth with her so i'm really looking forward to seeing how she fairs with a run in the team. Whether the manager see her as a starter or wants to bring in a finished article is something else but, considering how badly things are being run at the minute she may well be thrown in to the deep from the get go.

You think he can write?

I think there's a good player in there once she gets used to the league.

Fabric live - Bonobo.

Thought this was gonna be about weird belly buttons.

I'm going camping instead.

Can't see anyone taking a punt on him for £30 mil. He'll stay with us I reckon.

Throw down bones - Self titled.

Bonobo - Migration.

Compared to who's left or the new ones coming in?

When does the season start?

Finally we're getting our sh*t together after 7 players have fu*ked off on a free.

Jesus wept.

What on earth are the owners doing? We'll be lucky if the manager doesn't leave at this rate. Who could blame her?

I don't blame her. Absolute shambles and nailed on relegation.

He won't be allowed in the training ground unless he goes digital.

Dressed like Wilder.

This is about as uninspired I think as i've ever been coming up to the start of a new season. I'm a season ticket holder for both the men's and women's team, neither of which have any idea what the fu*k is going on with roughly 1 month before the season kicks off. We've not even been able to sort the current squad out let alone get anyone in with a men's team that's manager less. Respectfully, if this is the state you've got us in - perhaps it's time to sell.

More of our players in the shop window.

Moundrag - Deux

Honestly, the state of our club right now.

We could quite easily be relegation favourites at this rate.