Ted Maul

Excellent. Lost to 1994 Italy in the final.

A decent impression of Zak Crawley.

All the soullessness, none of the nous. It really is the worth of boast worlds.

The more, the merrier.

If it's Martin, that will just completely wipe out the little energy I've got left for the club at the moment.

They're an absolute disgrace. Not one lesson learned, clearly.

Exactly. No ill-feeling towards him from me, gave his all (which wasn't good enough). Always struggled to hate anyone who put the effort in.

Guarantee the club are sat there scratching their heads as to why tickets aren't selling. Years of taking the 'legacy fans' for granted, now the tourists have disappeared they're left with nowt. Sell the club and **** off.

We'd finally stemmed the flow of runs a bit... why bring Mike back on? Decision making is bizarre

250 very much on the cards here.

And we've opted to field. Absolutely mind-boggling.

Always find it amazing how easy it would be to come up with a kit which would please everyone. All it would take is a bit of fan engagement. Instead, we get 3 uninspiring sacks of shite every year and they end up having to desperately shift them for £20 in April.

Money back into the KP coffers? Most reports suggest they're struggling financially.

Way of the world these days unfortunately- absolutely everything is monetised and statistised, relentlessly. Radio Leicester listening figures for cricket obviously not high enough to justify a specialist commentator from the budget. Real shame, very easy on the ear and I enjoyed listening to him.

We're at a point where Mike Ashley would be our perfect option- drain the swamp, get us sustainable and start building a squad full of saleable assets again, flip the club for 2-3x what he paid in 5 years' time.

Departs as my least favourite Leicester player of all time. A total chore to watch him try and play football, and here for 2 of the worst seasons in the club's history. Off you ****.

It is mildly amusing that Boro went through all that last week, only to put in such a pathetic performance and not have a shot on target.

Boro are having a go?

Hull are absolute shite. Them being 90 minutes from promotion puts the standard of the league this season into perspective. Criminal that we weren't in the promotion shake up, never mind getting relegated.

In all honesty, Haaland not being a fanny during his altercation with Gabriel has probably cost Man City the title. No wonder the game's rife with play acting.

Horrible, horrible season.

Killing 60 yard passes stone dead with the outside of his boot every time, barely having to move. Ridiculous.

Completely overused since the rebuild and not particularly atmospheric- no magic about the place whatsoever.

Not sure about that one at all, but we'll take it.