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Always looks in pain. Arthritis is killing him.

He's in a job because we are poor. Thats about as much as I can come up with.

As we all know, Oliver Skipp is actually from the late Victorian/Early Edwardian period. It would be great to see more of his time travelling exploits. First two from today's Match Day thread, because the games so rubbish, this is what we have descended too. Come on MODs

Shit match. Im off to start the Oliver Skipp: Time Traveller thread in general chat.

Too smiley, needs to be bleaker

When I look at Skipp I can't help but picture him in full WW1 Military Regalia. In black and white.

He's world class at Crab Football

Christ. Just take relegation and run.

Watching Ayew is a properly rank experience. Sickness inducing.

Finally back on it. Ran in the pissing rain this morning which was not fun. Anyway, signed up for 1st March 10k to kick off my season in the usual way (though last year it was my only race of 8 I'd planned thanks to various fecking injuries) Will probably book on for the big 10k in April and the Naseby 10k in May but need to occupy myself June - September with something before the Leicester Half. Any ideas?

I've seen less limp piss. Utter shite player.

Nah, well on.

Did Thomas just fancy a lie down?

Season 2 suicide in garage with Chaos Chaos 'Do You Feel It' playing in the background is a seminal moment in adult cartoon history imo.

Although that would be classic Leicester. The only way this club can sink any lowers is by employing animal abusers, so we are bound to be in for him.

No.

Somebody put a ****ing bullet in me. Its done. We are done as a club.

Give it up fella, you're on the verge of starting a salt factory with all those tears.

Its a good sign. A slump in revenue and interest are the only things that will change this club for the better.

Not even fit to be the underbed crusty wank sock.

The fact of the matter is, the moment you garnish any sort of non-sporting attire with a club logo/branding it becomes instantly shit and the person wearing it really needs to make much better life choices. The issue with LCFCs take on that, is even if you take the logo/branding off, it still looks utterly, utterly shit.

Absolute ****ing tat. All of it. I would pity the people who spend their money on it if they weren't so thick.

He had multiple variants of 'I can smell shit' face tbf, but that's his only emotion.

Greatest number 9 we've ever had.