We could just do a car boot sale and have all the crap players sitting in the back of the boots. With a price tag hanging around their neck and shoulders with a little sign next to them with their name and age on with a few key stats.
boob Soumare match stats:
Goals: zero
assists : zero
dribbles: three
tackle’s : three
Completed passes: zero (0)
distance traveled: 2-3 yards
Completed throw-ins: zero (0)