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I wasn’t expecting to be, but I am quite buzzing for it.

“Ollie Skipp he left cos you’re shit”

Looking at his highlights, he looks like more of a ball winner than winks. Though a lot of this footage was from his loan to Norwich.

Creative midfield maestro

I never eat at the stadium, but those food options sound pretty good tbh. This “bowl” obsession is absolute cringe though.

It’s mid august, season kicking off today, and as a promoted side we’ve not signed 1 player who improves our starting XI.

A goalkeeper as an afterthought after bringing in much needed forwards and midfielders and shifting on Ward, Iversen? Fair enough. Beforehand…

Wow an agreement and medical the day after. No faffing about for weeks and weeks until someone else swoops in.

“We tried to get a couple of players in which didn’t work out, but I’m not one to complain”

Rudkin and co can absolutely do one. They are clearly inept, missing out on every half decent, non squad filler target is no coincidence.

Final League Position:- -19th Date relegation certified:-10th of may Date survival confirmed:-lol Top Scorer:- Mavididi - 9 goals Goals scored in Premier League:- 42 Goals Conceded in Premier League:- 65 Team to give us the biggest whipping:- Villa - 5-1 (A) Date (if any) Cooper gets sacked:- 14th April Date (if any) Rudkin gets sacked:- N/A Our biggest win in Premier League:- 2-0 vs Forest (H)

A lot of our signings under Ranieri were pretty bad. Musa and Inler did nothing despite their big reputations. Benalouane was a bit of a donkey too, though a likeable one.

Aka not Jordan feckin Ayew

Surely there’s a young, promising winger out there who we could buy for a similar fee than we’d be loaning Zaha for.

A complete drop off in quality from what we’ve been linked to in the last few days. If this is what we end up with it just confirms what we already know about the incompetencies at the club.

Hermansen Ricardo Faes Vestegaard Justin Winks Ndidi Buonanotte Fatawu New signing/Cannon Mavididi Already seen enough of Okoli and DCR to not want em anywhere near the XI. Same for Kristiansen - god knows what clone he had running out in Bologna last season.

Now we’ve got an attacking midfielder in, I’d love Hamer in. Good defensively whilst being much better offensively than our other central midfielders now KDH has gone.

Now that’s an ageing winger with links to Crystal Palace I can get behind

He’s actually a fantastic player, and the level we should be looking for in a new striker to lead the line in the premier league, (I don’t think either Datro Fofana or Bilal Toure are there yet). Absolute knob of a person by the sounds of it though.

Would much prefer this guy personally

Massive

Augsburg are miles ahead of any Austrian side. Shrewsbury were closer to that level. He didn’t look great against them either, mind

Yea I didn’t see the price at that point I’m a big fan of him but that money could definitely be better spent.

Fullkrug will bang them in for a year or 2. Smart signing