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£60m for Watkins is insane.

Thinking they could 'do a Leicester' and then getting slapped 5-0 by Bournemouth to record their 6th loss of the season, double the amount of losses we had in the entire 15/16 season. Wind yer necks innnnnnnnnnnnn

Benny Boy was quite the character

Contract for life.

Can they play CB?

All going a bit Pete Tong intit

How long does it take to sell a player these days. Feel like he's been almost going to Sheff for about 8 years.

4 players due in 10 days. 1 every 2.5 days. Easy.

So we're borrowing against next season's Prem money? Means we're probably staying up but we just don't know it yet.

You do get the feeling Wolves are far more capable of getting a surprise win against one of the big boys, which they already have with Man Utd (yes I know they're dog this season but they still slapped us silly).

I asked AI to generate some euphemisms and some of them have me giggling: Deciding to pursue a gap year in the land of cold pies and tinpot dreams. Getting upgraded to first-class seats on the 'Train to Nowhere' league. Enrolling in the ‘How to Cope With Hull City’ support group. Trading VAR for ‘the bloke with a whistle and a guess.

Only fair Palace gives us half seeing as we've been integral to him showing off his abilities this season.

Will be gutted if we don't win. Even the sun is out (in Manchester at least), it's a sign.

Happy with that, Chappers and Logan are brilliant.

I've got us going down on GD on 32 points.

Anyone else still stuck in John Lewis car park?

Gave up about an hour in. The pieces are just too small.

Ruud obviously gagging for a win

If he'd offered to buy baby wipes for the player he spat on, it would have only been a 2 or 3 match ban.

Hopefully we can use the Monga Wonga to cook the books

Sorry I'm a bit out of the loop. When will we know if we have definitely charged?

Imagine Dewsbury-Hall helping Forest win the league and we get relegated. I should think I'd pack it all in.

It feels a bit scummy all this coming out while Lopetegui is still in the job. I get that these discussions always happen behind closed doors, but it's not very classy to be doing this behind the back of a manager that is still in place. It's probably Potter's people leaking this stuff tbf though

Fair play to Forest, they're having a great season. A great example of what a club can do once it has binned of Steve Cooper.

JJ wouldn't get nearly as exposed at RWB. Unfortunately he is lacking going forwards.