tom27111

I don't think they're anything to do with Everton at all now.

It really works. The South Africans are moaning at me for using "fancy bread", it's just meant to be half a standard loaf! Will definitely be having it again.

A Durban Bunny Chow. It's spicy!

I work with a couple of South African guys and they kept telling me about Bunny Chow. It's basically a loaf of bread, hollowed out and filled with curry. Tonight, I'm having Bunny Chow. Making a mutton curry, with South African curry powder. Will post a picture later. It smells absolutely incredible!

Come on, admit it, who wanted to take £5m for him from West Brom in 2014?

I love it when this happens

After the first, you could argue he's hit that TOO well

Fvck me. Faes just turned in to prime Maradona

Scuffed it on purpose, he's actually placed it in the only place that the keeper isn't getting to. Textbook.

More Premier League winners medals than Steven Gerrard and Harry Kane combined. Legend.

That's why he's at Spurs

Looks like I picked the wrong week to captain Son in my Fantasy League

Jesus Christ!

In what way? Weren't they complete con-men that ended up in prison?

On the off chance, anyone looking for a Nissan Leaf? I've got some brand new ones for £16500

Southampton could win their next 2 games 5-0 and finish second

Loads of stuff about and there will be plenty for you to choose from in that budget, less than 3 years old. Depends what's important to you spec wise. Anything that's a necessity? And anything desirable? Auto, manual, or not fussed? I could definitely sort you out with a Qashqai!

The Premier League press office are hastily writing a statement to release at 10pm saying we're starting next season on -40 points

And another one!

Oooh, you've intrigued me with mentioning those names! PM me

14 plate, fully Nissan branded. It just looked stunning. It was working earlier in the day, before my turn, and it sounded great. (I used to sell Alfa Quads and I live opposite a guy with a Merc C63, so I've heard waaaaaay better!) Steering lock fault, the freelance drivers couldn't get it going again. Ah well. The factory tour was unreal though, genuinely an intriguing thing to see and a great thing to talk to customers about.

I read your original post and obviously thought it was absolutely horrendous. My Mrs is a social worker (not one that can be called a child snatcher, yeah, some people still say that) There's always a duty of care there to report something. Report it. It'll be investigated. If it's detrimental to a child, you could change their whole life for the better by doing it now.

Bit shit isn't it?! Was looking forward to it, apparently, its an absolute beast. This was a car about 10 years old, not available on the UK market. And the guys who supervise aren't Nissan experts, just a team of freelance drivers who run the events. Still a really good day though. Never had an experience like that with any other manufacturer I've worked for. Staying over the night and had a gift box in my hotel room with a few Nissan branded things. Actually makes me feel more appreciated as a face of the company. You can't argue with Japanese values.

So, the Nissan GTR broke down. Ragging a 7 seater XTrail around the test track didn't quite hit the same. Cracking day up here though, had a tour around the factory and saw the production line, got to see the facelifted Qashqai in person. (I now think it's better than the Kia Sportage, and you don't pay the enhanced road tax on the Qashqai ) Anyway, I've got a free bar to enjoy! Beer always tastes better when it's free.