tom27111

If you cook roast beef to utter perfection (see below), you're selfish and don't take other people's taste in to consideration. I'm not letting this one go

You don't give me and @Milo this advice during matchplay. We're stood on the fairway with 3 woods....

Here we go... 21:15 UK start time. Come on Rory!

What? Are you? I'm not jealous at all Really hope you and your dad have the best time. Well deserved after the last year or so that you've had. Memories that'll last a lifetime

Doesn't feel right watching the golf at this time of day! Hoping Rory can hold on. Been a great week, some really entertaining golf and a fair few shots that make you realise that these pros are human. Really whetted the appetite for the Masters.

No talk about The Players on here yet? Imagine how low Rory could go if he hit a fairway. Saying that, his approach to 18 was a thing of beauty. Reminiscent of me cutting a low runner out of the trees with a 19 degree hybrid.

Erm...I managed to turn a tenner in to £1000 Doubled the tenner on Kopek des Bordes. Stuck it all on Myretown, boosted to 12/1 Doubled that on Lossiemouth. Then landed a big 9 fold over 1.5 goals on tonight's football I'm done for the week

I have no idea, but I think mine is big enough. We've got a huge garden and I hate it, way too big and we hate gardening. However, that could be about to change if we have a peacock roaming. Imagine inviting people over for a BBQ, they come over and there's just this magnificent bird strutting about with its feathers up

My Mrs dragged me to a garden centre last week and I discovered something incredible... You can buy a peacock. An actual fvcking peacock. How did I not know this? I'm 45 years old and thought you had to be like an Earl or a Baron to own one. Anyway, I'm trying to talk my Mrs in to letting me buy a peacock.

Thanks mate, I'm really pleased with it, everyone thinks I'm crazy! The tattooist warned me it was going to be painful, but it was fine. She pur some white shading in at the end and that was pretty sore, mainly because she was going over a bit that was already done. I've got about 15, but this was the first I couldn't see being done. My chest tattoos were incredibly painful, since that, everything has been a breeze.

Not the greatest picture, it's on my leg. It isn't as skinny as it looks in that photo!

In short, no. Yeah, there's financial trouble and they aren't selling many cars in certain markets. Seems like America want plug in hybrids for some reason. Probably the worst place for them in my opinion, but what do I know, and if those yanks get something in their head... The technologies they have and the status in Japan, make me think the Japanese government won't allow them to fold. Plus other factories are worth so much money to so many economies around the world, including ours. The Qashqai and Juke are designed in Cranfield and built in Sunderland. They certainly need investment and it'll come from somewhere. Honda were seriously interested, but it wasn't quite the right fit. Loads of rumours floating about, none of which are relayed to us, as we're just a franchised retailer. I'd be utterly amazed if they went under. It definitely isn't impacting sales for us.

Lump on Ludvig

Beautiful morning for golf. Me and a mate from work went out early doors for a round. Our thing this year is seeing how low we can go in a scramble. A couple of weeks ago, it was a +4 round of 75. Managed a 7 shot swing today and shot a 68. Dovetailed amazingly and holed a few monster puts. Great fun in that format and if you hit a shit shot, your partner can bail you out. I can't hit an iron to save my life at the minute (apart from 2 belters on par 3's). Been doing really well with the driver and putter though. It'll click soon. I hope

In all honesty, you won't get what WBAC quote you online. They'd end up offering between 8500 and 9k. And you definately wouldn't get 1 or 2k more than they're offering if part-exing, especially if you're looking for something worth less than yours. If a garage if planning on retailing it, they'll plan on selling it for at least 2k more than they've paid for it. This covers the cost of putting it through workshop, smart repairs, putting a warranty on it and making a profit. So if you think you'd get up to 12k for it, that means it'll be priced up at a garage for more than you paid for it 4 years ago. If it's treated you well, keep it and make sure its serviced, as others have said. You could easily make it to 150k miles plus. That would be real value for money

We all know Trump is an utter cvnt, but this is incredibly alarming. He's had a shouting match with a guy who's country had been invaded by what is usually America's biggest enemy. Seriously, what the actual fvck.

Brian Blessed

He's had his moments this year that prove he's still good enough. There are 2 major problems though... He's had absolutely no service and the club haven't bought a replacement. The issues certainly aren't his fault.

In a complete U-turn on previous "Teams that can't catch us" threads, let's start one of these. They'll really start racking up in the next couple of weeks and it won't be long before there are 17 on the list. There are obviously connotations where teams play each other, meaning we probably can't catch them already, but I can't be arsed to look at all the fixtures and work it out. 1 - Liverpool 2 - Arsenal

Kriss Akabusi

It's not just Tesla, it's every EV that isn't worth a lot. Prices have dropped off a cliff. If you bought one on a finance deal, brand new, you're screwed. You're stuck in that car until your PCP finishes and you're handing it back to the finance company, then starting again. The banks are then going to be screwed too, because they'll have thousands upon thousands of 3/4 year old cars on their hands, worth absolutely fvck all. Great for a second hand buyer though.

I feel a bit like Jed Maxwell. "It's took 14 hours, I fainted 3 times"

Who doesn't want a tattoo of Jamie Vardy being a shithouse on their calf?

Just had this masterpiece done