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Bloody hell Scottie misses the cut for the first time in about 4 years. Part timer Rory looking very good.

I watched the thing on i-player last night where Mackenzie Crook and Martin Freeman were discussing the 25 year anniversary. It was only 30 mins long and felt really forced, rushed, and awkward to me. I get the impression they don't have much to do with each other these days. I also watched Grevais do his 25 best Brent moments on his YT channel. Shame they couldn't have all done something together and Stephen Merchant never got a mention or any credit on either.

He's quite good ain't he

Who needs Matterface when we've got Raj

If Matterface was on comms he'd have field day with U2 puns as Bono is in goal

I bet Turpin robs us on Saturday night

Pretty much word for word what was said about Connor Coady when he signed

Longest 1/4 final in Wimbledon history, both absolutely dead on their feet

Djokovic is a freak of nature running around for 5 hours at nearly 40 years old. Mad respect for the bloke who's totally dedicated to his craft.

I blame every single one of you

I used to phone in regularly to argue with him and Larry Lloyd.

Too loud, gives me a headache. And he's a massive poser.

I've never been a fan of a non Englishman being our manager but I can't help being impressed by Tuchel. He speaks really well and the players seem to love him. Possibly my favourite German apart from Einstein.

Gutted I didn’t stay up to watch it now but glad my 17 year old lad did. He hasn’t slept but he’s absolutely buzzing this morning. He’s the same age I was for Italia 90 and I had the time of my life back then. Oh to be young again.

"The striking Viking" Matterface been sitting on that one a while

What a boy

Bloody hell

I love that goal. Proper old skool agression and stick your nut on it from Haaland

OH YES!

I still chuckle when I hear all these Norweigian names and then 'Oscar Bobb' out of nowhere sounds so random. Childish I know...

Not sure alcohol abstaining muslim Mahrez is really happy for you

He just said it again

Stuttering run ups deserve all they get

Sat here cursing Tesco home delivery for being late with our weekly food shop. Kids going mental that there's nothing to eat, wife moaning etc, etc. Then get a text from Tesco saying we've got until 11.30pm tonight to make any changes for delivery tomorrow. Which is when I realised I must have originally booked the slot for tomorrow instead of today by mistake. Yet another senior moment to add to the long list