Daggers

Working the ball back from their penalty area to our goalie is peak Brendo - but it led to the pen I guess

It’s impressive how Spursy we’ve become. Third on a one-horse race will take some beating.

Big speech, couple of Red Bulls, a pouch of Snus and a 17 goal victory as the scoring constipation resolves itself in a rush. Easy job.

Thanks James.

*adds to personal lexicon

Knew it. Knew there’d be something. Unfortunately it is now Saturday and I’m too hungover to care.

Is this true @Finnegan? Whose money do you use, Rich bach?

I used to enjoy a chicken burger before it became quicker to go out for a three course meal at a fine dining establishment. Don’t think I’ll be discovering the KFChip anytime soon.

Chunky like a chippy, triple cooked like a wank pub, or thin and crispy like McDiabetes?

Well, we still have enough cash to employ these folks.

Oh boy, there’s a mistake. You really don’t. Not even most of us want to read the perspective of most of our fans.

Maybe Phube has had many employees?

People being remotely positive about a top of the table side getting promoted.

Fortunately, Jon Rudkin knows Jon Rudkin is doing the best jobs.

…style

Someone will always fvck up a good thing

Can someone just explain to me why this should be another reason to hate Rudkin?

Sounds impressively bad until you factor in range, angle, and comparison to similar strikes. Show me that video.

You’d have hoped a lad of his age could have learned to count to triple digits at the very least.

Hang on, I need to get some beer in for tonight. Can we keep this thread up and running until I get back and pissed - it’s going to be a belter.

You need to checkout some compilation videos then. Man was a beast.

Well, I for one am looking forward to the inevitable and comprehensive annual post-season review to work out how this has happened, who is responsible, and why they should be allowed to fvck up all over again next season too.

Ever the cynic, I’d say they’ve both already worked out that most Asdas are out of town stores and therefore the demand will be low. It’s why the poorest do most of their shopping at corner shops where prices are the dearest. I’ll issue my applause when Asda and Quaker Oats start providing unlimited free porridge and drinks through accessible community kitchens.

Burn down Seagrave and add extra computers, calculators and watches to the insurance claim. Maybe even the odd Gucci belt too.