Daggers

An "unbreakable bond" between club and fan? Absolute pish. King Power totally broke mine.

The entire top deck is detachable and floats. Emergency services will be able to locate them in the Irish Sea due to the synchronised whining.

The story arch continued to a fitful conclusion.

Think there’s levels tbh, and Gillespie crossed the line, went back, rubbed the line out, urinated on where it used to be, then took a shit on their royalty cheques.

“Spawn and die” - a salmon

Can’t be doing with him since he outed himself as an übercvnt to his band mates.

I wonder how many going to Reading can name a single Harbs player?

Chat shit, get banned - Mark

Telling everyone you are in the Secret Service is supremely American.

How many influencer friends do you have? If you can't fill a bus with them at "The end of season parade of best influencers (we've never heard of) of the season [tm]", then, frankly, I'm dubious as to your credentials.

Best days of my life

“Footage from 2007 shows Prince Maha throwing a birthday party for his pet poodle Fufu - who held the rank of Air Chief Marshall - at the Royal Palace in Bangkok. Pictured: His third wife dressed in nothing more than a G-string to celebrate Fufu's birthday” 😂

Wymsey has grown into being a tin foil hatted YouTube conspiracy nut, but that’s still a bit strong.

No, but David Kier pushed me into a crate of empties. I’ve no idea what his punishment was, but he waited for two years, resentment breeding, until I got to senior school so he could bully me mercilessly for a year.

It has the functionality lacking from Threads and a working level of moderation. Tack on the lack of ads and that it can’t be sold to a twat, it’s Twitter for adults. I’m waiting for the trolls and anger junkies to realise they’re just shouting at each other and trying to goad bot farms.

Given the world of idiots couldn’t read marque properly and transformed it into marquee over successive seasons, good luck with that one.

Disclaimer was a raunchy dose of reasonableness

Twitter is still a great app if you love Temu adverts you can never block.

I used to love a bowl of Frosties. Don’t see them about much or give them any thought these days. There’s an analogy struggling to get out here.

Poppies were turned away by a group of fat cigar smoking twats doing deals behind closed doors and not “voting” them in…the second time in the Cobblers’ favour. Somehow feel this was worse than failing to meet a clear set of rules? That said, I get what you mean.

Didn't take long.

Now there's a plan.