Daggers

I was thinking more flysheet from a bootleg '90's pron DVD.

FTFY

No, the toilet remains pretty standard tbh, albeit with a fountain feature.

I thought the new section was going brilliantly. Self contained, self moderating for the most part...and easy to find the threads.

Precisely why my toilet was leaking. Only now I think I've laid the groundwork for returning from holiday to find we have a new indoor pool.

But the entire site just froze in Opera on a Mac.

Tried Transfer section - no issues

Plumbing. You people who do plumbing - how? There is never enough room for your hands. And plastic threads? What moron thought plastic threads are a good idea? I hate the plumbing.

Get your own back and keep them on their toes by wearing all black and not using lights during winter.

If you get your tits out drunk men will give you beads. Naturally, they will need to be very drunk - fortunately they will be. Go on a walking tour of the cemeteries and find out about Marie Laveau and the House of the Rising Sun. I signed up to one departing from a bar at breakfast time where they gave you a free breakfast. ”Would you like a Bloody Mary?” They asked. Second later, I’m nursing a whole fvcking pint of the stuff that tasted like 100% vodka. Everyone is very drunk a very lot. Don’t walk into the projects, that would be dumb. This is why you pay someone to walk you about when you’re drunk. Ride the streetcars if only for the photos, no one else seems to. It’s super cheap. Almost every bar around the French Quarter will have bands playing and almost everyone of them will be outstanding. Even the buskers are outstanding. Bear in mind that your tolerance of jazz and blues will improve immeasurably if you do like everyone else and get exceedingly pissed. Fortunately, I love blues and jazz when sober. Eat creole. Eat it in restaurants, eat it from open windows that have people queuing around the block. Stuff Po Boys down your gullet and feast of crawfish. Don’t filibuster the muggers, just STFU and hand over the special wallet that looks like a real wallet that has expired library cards and $50 in it. They shoot people all the way to death over fvck all in streets just one removed from where the fun is, mainly because everyone is fvcking drunk. The police are bent, the politicians are bent, so don’t go offending anyone because they will not give a shit about locking you up. I adore the place. It’s the only part of America I’d consider living in. If you can find it, it was on NowTV, watch Treme.

I would, it was brilliant. First lockdown, the silence was incredible. Plus, being told I had to avoid everyone I hate - which is near as damn it everyone - was all kinds of gold plated joy. And they paid me money. I would absolutely go through that again.

On Villains failing to offer the meekest of opposition to being ripped off: “With monotonous predictability, club officials proved exactly how in touch they are by following the lead of other top-flight clubs and blaming the decision to rinse supporters on the Premier League’s pesky profitability and sustainability rules. Increasingly a convenient but completely disingenuous excuse behind which greedy club officials have found a relatively safe place to hide, they are increasingly cited as a “nothing to do with us, guv” justification to jack up the prices of everything from season tickets to match-day parking spaces and half-time pies. Astonishingly, large swathes of assorted fanbases seem to lap up this drivel.” https://www.theguardian.com/football/2024/sep/16/aston-villa-champions-league-ticket-prices-football-fans Indeed. It seems a servile obsequience extends to both the East and West Midlands. You all deserve the shit coming your way.

I feel like I've been to St Ives way too much over the last year, I might take a trip to another match.

Heaven knows he's miserable now

Only people with refined tastes like @The Bear will like this installation artwork https://www.northsomersettimes.co.uk/news/24585142.art-tyntesfield-national-trust-house-looks-like-pile-poo/

Don’t reckon it’d make much of a difference how many guns Muricans buy, it’s not like they’re going short at the moment.

Well, first there’d be a run on alcohol supplies and party hats.

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Edit: Why has America's proud tradition of having decent assassins gone desperately downhill over the last six months?

I'm thinking it has something to do with clothing adverts popping up on Facebook

Remove the fuses from plugs.

Why does America have the world's worst assassins?