filthyfox

Absolute DOG SHIT buy if he doesn't

The last time Tottenham won the top flight was closer to the Victorian era to the present day.... just saying!

Hi... my name is Brendan.....

Has he had his new 5 year contract yet?

Not idiotic- I did it too

Eh ... eh.... cam down, cam down!

I KNEW this would be a good signing. Hope he plays well next season.

That match made me into a Foxes fan.

But... Brendan doesn't want him to!

Bloodbath.... absolute bloodbath

I can remember playing football in the schoold field every night. ... it was that year that I became a City fan.

Has he upset Rudkin or something?

Honestly... I'm an armchair fan these days; but the meat pie is a rite of passage. Can anyone else help here?

NOOOOOO!!!! It should be a meat pie from the concourse!

Hahahaha.... the thing is, when worked in a call centre, I WAS him! Unfortunately, all the jobs that pay have responsibility

The whole "pronouns" thing. It REALLU winds me up. Every time I use my pronouns (those/these) I get told off. They ask me "what do I mean when I say those?" I point at my groin and say "these"

God, I wish I could be like him!

Bloody brilliant day today. I inspected Santa's reindeer. All is good- he can carry on working!

The more I watch of her, the more I absolutely HATE her.... (insert comment about Brexit here)

I was talking about Cameron

We... have an unelected chap at the heart of our Government. Isn't it ironic, that Brexit was fought over such a thing!

All Corby had to do was denounce Wrexit. But he was so weak, he couldn't even do that

My Grandma will be in the same room sipping a g and t.... or brandy.... or a g and t followed by a brandy. Much love mate. X

I carry this over to the next match. If Cannon scores the winner, I will donate £10 to the poppy appeal.

I knew her!