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He may have amassed over 100 goals but he was never a prolific goalscorer though. These were Emile's PL goal returns by season; 10, 10, 6, 10, 14, 9, 6, 7, 10, 4, 8, 4, 3, 2, 3, 3, 1 Similarly Weghorst has well over 100 career goals without being prolific. I think it's a valid comparison.

No medals in the dancing horsies this time then.

Heskey

A lot of these guys will be desperate to get back to playing target golf at a Florida country club.

Ain't he the lead singer of Deacon Blue?

Only took Tiger 5 holes to fall apart this time.

Should've gone for the full Partridge ABBA medley to wind them up even more

Club must be struggling to shift those retro kits.

Another possibility is that Sporting are being difficult. We know from previous experience that they can be.

Newcastle scored 85 goals last season. Only Man City (96), Arsenal (91) and Liverpool (86) scored more.

Mourinho would be despised by the players much the same way Capello was. Southgate has got one thing going for him, in that he panders to the modern footballer's fragile ego, and in return the players actually seem to like him and want to play for him. Mourinho can't/won't do that, which is why he has become less and less successful over time.

As Klopp is both a German and an honourary Scouser, I'd say there is practically no hope of him wanting the England gig.

If Southgate does go I'd rather the FA go all out for Howe rather than give it to Potter. Potter is dull, dull, dull. Howe, for all his flaws, at least sends his teams out with some intent.

That's a beautiful poem. Very poignant.

It's like the Lampard/Gerrard situation all over again. Both wanting to play the same role, and take up the same positions. Ended up with Bellingham dominating through sheer personality and Foden shrinking away looking completely neutered.

Not convinced Bellingham and Foden can play together effectively after watching this tournament. Needs to be one or the other.

Ossie wore no.1 didn't he?

Waldir. The bald bloke. Yep, he was awful.

Best team ever going forward definitely. Couldn't defend for shit though as evidenced by Rossi scoring the easiest hat-trick of his career.

82 was weird. Knocked out without losing a game thanks to the weird 3 team group system FIFA adopted for the 2nd round.

Same as Euro 96.

The dressage will let him down. No dexterity see.

Spain should win this easily, but we've got the wildcard of Southgate's dumb luck in our favour.

How old is Yamal again? Don't think anyone's said.

Nobody expected it