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You'd think Ward-Prowse would be the perfect compliment to all those free-kicks that Ayew can win. But as per, no joined up thinking in LCFC's recruitment department.

I honestly think he would have accepted that contract offer if he'd known Enzo was going to jump ship.

£15m on Okoli too, when I really don't think he's much of an upgrade on another £15m signing in Souttar. We just love to waste money.

I think out of the 2 I'd prefer David Datro Fofana, but it's slim pickings.

Riyad plays for them. Bring him home!! (Wages might be a problem though)

Reading through this thread I can see that, quite literally, lots of people do care. And considering he can't even score 10 goals in Ligue Un, I don't rate his chances of managing it in the PL.

WB

Fbref's player comparison 4. Dominic Calvert-Lewin Think we should probably pass on this one.

Maybe I'm being overly cynical, but I can't help thinking that the NFL are just using him for a bit of cheap publicity and PR over here. Well at least he's getting $12,500 per week for the privilege.

You're going to look really stupid when Cannon goes on to score 100+ goals in the Bundesliga and helps Ireland reach a World Cup Final.

Guess again. That's BDCR's number.

What a load of unnecessarily convoluted sh*te. Hope it's a massive failure.

If you'll agree to settle his tax affairs for him I'm sure we can reignite the deal.

I'll take your word for it that he's a baller, but his stats last season in Ligue Un really weren't that impressive. 0 goals. And 8 assists is a very low total to lead a league with. That's only one more than Ayew got in the PL.

Sounds like a character in Scarface.

Maddison obviously burnt some bridges.

WHU willing to listen to offers for Ward-Prowse, Cornet and Aguerd. I quite like them all. Aguerd could be the left-footed CB that would give us balance.

Sky Sports saying 7 clubs (PL and Championship) have made loan bids for Doak. Could be our backup plan if Rudders cocks-up the El Khannouss deal.

He used to be able to play football. He's 36 now and had only 4 goals (and 2 of them penalties btw) and 2 assists last season. He's washed.

Apparently Maupay hid the tunnel he made to escape from Everton's training complex behind a poster of Kevin Sheedy.

LRZ is apparently going to be claimed off waivers by the Jacksonville Jaguars to be part of their practice squad.

Everton must be pissing themselves laughing. We helped them out with PSR by buying Cannon, but with no real benefit to ourselves as now 2 successive managers have had next to no interest in using him.

0-0 FT. Lost 4-3 on pens. Pretty decent performance given the quality of the opponent.

Good loan. Similar level to the Championship.

Mouchon looks like she could be a threat on the break.