Stopharage

He's already playing for a Top club. Unfortunately nominative determinism doesn't work in this case.

TBF to the kid he’s seen the chance of a contract at a better team, so I hope he does well with Newport.

A Harry Winks own goal would be the chef's kiss ending that this season deserves.

If we do, Daka needs to get checked out for early onset dementia.

Less ter

Standard Daka

Are Jon and Topboy giggling in the stands together?

That’s it Mukasa, do a step over to give the keeper a chance to get back. Dumb football.

Not sure a fluffer is going to improve him, however talented they are.

I have a really horrible feeling we’re going to win this by 3 or 4 goals. They’ll all get high on their endeavours in one game, we’ll all still have a glimmer of hope and then Ayew will score an own goal against Millwall to send us down.

Was offered a ticket for this game but also have the option of doing the Surrey Three Peaks. Even with plantar fasciitis, the Surrey Three Peaks seems the far less painful option.

"Bad News: We've been relegated Good News: Jon Rudkin has committed his future to the club by signing a new 10 year contract."

Interim manager

Fawa news works

Don’t expect any sweat on them.

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The Ayew redemption story begins now.

What was the corner about? Jesus wept.

Last winner incoming. Scenes on their way. Please.

Mukasa’s distribution has been pretty poor today. Couple of really insightful moves but some pretty weak corners.

Other results are going well for us too. 😬

How on earth are we going in behind? This is absolute schoolboy level errors.

Don’t know what everyone’s so worked up for. If this was bad news, Top wouldn’t have promoted Rudders and the bloke in charge of finance, would he?

I’d bet a sizeable amount that the statue would have more movement up front than this dosser.

Provided an overhead assist for Fatawu's goal. Can't teach that level of craft and ingenuity.