Stopharage

I’m up for whichever candidate promotes youth, so they can get my 3 year old to take over from Rudkin.

Is there any chance we could do a fund-raising drive for the £600,000 needed to get Rohl?

So the final 5 lucky souls are: Rohl, Wilder, Dyche, O'Neil and Austria U-21 manager Artur Beethoven. Rohl over Beethoven.

I’m not sure he’s much better than United.

Judging by the quality of the senior management over these last few years, I’m fairly certain we’re about to appoint Thomas Partey as Player Manager.

I’ve done a few things to avoid giving someone a birthday present, but sacking him before his birthday on July 1st beats them. (Ignoring his inability to do the job and utter inadequacy as a manager)

I’m up for him leaving if it means I never again have to read someone call him Elly.

We need to de-Midas our kits as a matter of urgency. Why all this godforsaken gold?

Jack McCockoff if Rudkin goes.

I’m convinced as soon as he gets a haircut that stops him looking like a Playmobil figure he’ll flourish.

I wondered what Gregg Wallace had been up to the last few months.

You can’t argue that Soumare is consistent.

What was surprising was that Ruud started it off.

We let a goal in shortly after defensive linchpin, Patson Daka, goes off. An under appreciated gem.

No they’ve been on the ropes as Daka has them on the ropes, with a masterclass of forward play.

That starting XI is a crime against humanity. Ruud should be served papers to appear at the ICC.

Hamza’s best moments have almost exclusively come from winning back the ball after he’s just given it away. His ineptitude creates his showreel.

Southampton fans must be happy. They’re getting Will Still. We’re getting Will Relegate.

…ably providing the ammunition for Daka to air kick.

On the basis of this season, Top’s Piles might be more apt.

Souttar. Admittedly he had the advantage of not playing with the sorry bunch we send out each week.

Yeah, I agree. He’d have more chance flogging cauliflowers than being a footballer.

I wonder if he'll be the anti-Samson - cut his hair and he actually becomes capable of defending.

Well, unlike some of you on here, I’m really looking forward to this game. On current form, I’m fairly sure Wout Faes will outdo himself and score a hat-trick of own goals against Liverpool. Whilst blaming Filbert the Fox.

Is there a parallel universe where Daka is a striker?