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The world presumably being DisneyWorld?

Unless Broja is related to Lazarus, I can’t see him passing a medical at Seagrave.

“You’re just a good Andre Ayew, good Andre Ayyyyyeeeewww”

AYEW! Wonder Signing! Never in doubt…

Skipp has played well so far. Cooper’s tactical nous shining through, by playing without a CF. I think this 4-1-5-0 formation could be revolutionary.

I’m getting Judy Finnigan vibes.

Press the red button on 401 and you get a choice. Top Tip: Select any game but Leicester

Yep. Although that might just be what Cooper’s soporific training does to professional footballers.

I'm not saying this guy is rubbish, but I've heard Cooper will still keep Ayew on free-kicks.

Knowing Nixon he’s probably overheard Cooper saying he wants to buy a mankini and has reported that the club are trying to buy Kaminski.

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He was great on the Drive soundtrack.

Let’s hope Ipswich sign him.

You just know that Cooper is desperate for a ‘big man’ to hold onto the ball up front. He’s probably searching FM now with one search parameter - over 6’5”.

He’ll find that difficult, Rik Mayall died a few years back😭

We’re going to end up with Weghorst or Wood. Fotis is a smokescreen.

He looks like a talented, skillful player who is just what we need. Can’t wait for Cooper to retool him as a Defensive Midfielder.

With our highly likely points deduction we were always very likely to be relegated this season. Cooper’s appointment just reeks of the board happy to tread water for a year and destroys most of the feel-good factor of last year. The signings of BDCR and Ayew do very little to future-proof the club and the team value has decreased drastically from a few years back. That heads haven’t rolled at board level is a damning indictment of Top’s leadership. We should have brought in a progressive manager who was willing to take the game to teams, rather than sit back passively allowing teams onto us. We should have looked to get players in whose potential ceiling was higher than some of our ‘established’ signings and who were bought as much for a Championship challenge next year as a dogfight this year. I’m really concerned that we’ll be relegated this year, confidence and atmosphere will be hugely negative and our decent players will want out.

Pace is very much overrated in modern football, if you have players who have good decent game intelligence and positional awareness. Ricky reads the game really well, JJ doesn’t. Cooper’s safety first approach is going to make us consistently going behind. The onus is on us soaking up pressure rather than taking the game to the opposition. JJ over Ricky is symptomatic of that.

Can't wait to see us take in Villa with our exciting brand of soak up the pressure and hope for the best'.

The scenes on here when Rudkin signs him for Leuven.

The way Rudkin is negotiating this Summer it's more a case of Ben Dover.

It’s fairly clear that this is a master stroke by Rudkin. He’s addressed our utter inability to shift players out for a reasonable fee by targeting players whose next move is retirement.

Alright Jon , log off and close some more business now.

This absolutely reeks of desperation. Can't get a number of transfers through so we settle for Ayew. Who's next? Winston Bogarde?