OntarioFox

It's not happening in a million years. I'll shave myself bald and take Italian classes if he actually comes.

Toss up between Declan Rice and Jarrod Bowen for me. Or, a hotter take, get Maguire back.

If him and Rudkin were due to visit the island they'd end up missing their flight by 14 seconds.

Just play him from hereon out. Today was his moment and he was the MOTM as a result.

I've grown to dislike Palace more and more with every game that this lumbering lardarse plays for us. I think I declared my mental gymnastics about why he's actually OK officially over a few weeks back and can confirm I was a fool to ever try to justify his inclusion. As far as I'm concerned, Daka is the only striker at our club... and if that isn't the most depressing thought imaginable, I don't know what is. Hopefully they do actually spaff £50 million on a player as average as Strand Larsen and it becomes the start of their own financial oblivion and enshittification of their squad. Be nice if they're signing our shit cast-offs in five years' time instead.

would be nice if they flushed, but at the same time... Forest... come on... please... give me this one small mercy this season

their fanbase protesting our fanbase protesting

FT at Boro, well done lads. Chavs still playing... EDIT - that's it! One small sliver of joy today - the gap is now ZERO to second and 5 to 3rd.

He walks into our team right now. I'm not even saying he's anything more than bang average - that's just how bad we are now.

Celebrating Cov having to play us again next year when we could very easily have been two leagues apart is going to be the most tinpot thing ever but I will still absolutely milk it if it happens.

Hull the next team to flirt with the automatics but ultimately let Coventry off then? Bugger off Ipswich you absolute paperhands. No matter, Boro go level on points if it stays this way, that's step one of the bottle complete.

Charlton's comms were saying before the game that they've spent 9 of the last 10 seasons in the third tier, that their season has been poor, and that they need to fight for the right not to end up back there. That's our future. We've just been comfortably beaten by a team who are essentially upper League One standard, and who have been sleepwalking for a decade.

Watching Ayew grimace after flopping aimlessly after a good ball in, compared to Lyndon f***ing Dykes' finish earlier in the game... well if that contrast doesn't sum up why we're absolutely screwed as a club, I don't know what does.

GET AYEW OFF, TWATT

Well based on being nailed-on to lose to two relegation candidates in back-to-back games, it's hard to argue otherwise. Sheff Weds don't count, and we still only just scraped a result against them.

God Mavididi is pissing me off today, even greedier than usual.

That was an annoyingly good touch, Ricky was still weak though

Winks replacing Choudhury is one of those monkey paw wishes

At least we get to see Aluko for a prolonged period now. Could be the making of the lad.

Okoli you slow cumbersome bastard

Christ sake there'll be 10 mins added on at this rate

Is Top here for this or did Charlton's channel just show some random stock footage of him arriving?

Ahh, back down to earth Let's see if they've at least got an ounce of the personal pride Kingy has spoken about

I hear NFP has sent Kingy a fresh pair of white trainers to throw at Ayew in the changing rooms.

He was hired for Leuven under Vichai