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He was in a massive foot brace on the bench. At least he’s not hiding at Hotel Seagrave and is building up camaraderie with his teammates.

Charlie Cassidy is close enough.

Weller worthington walsh vardy forget about the rest of the alphabet

Thank god you’ve got them all out of the way in one fell swoop.

In Northampton perchance?

I’ve never got over Kevin Campbell.

They got the name right, the first bit should read ‘Everton are in talks with….’

Norificumzeer.

They shall inherit the earth.

They should take the adidas logo off front and centre, and have the club crest where the International Rescue badge has been taken off

Just watched Ted Lasso go full blown Rick Flair in the last episode. Case of Deja-vu if ever there was one.

Darren Fletcher anyone?

There’s a good solid centre back at Burton Albion just voted player of the season we should look at. Sam Hughes…… oh.

I suppose he stole a pig and ran off

Have I strayed into an episode of 3-2-1?

I thought I’d walked into a trailer for The Whale.

We didn’t sign Mollycoddle when it was revealed that it was actually Molly Coddle.Leicester ladies swooping in as we speak.

Bob a job week never sat well with me, but the rest I thought was pretty good.

He’ll score on Saturday. Heard it here first.

He’s been on the ropes, has snuck a left hook which has dazed us for a bit, but unless he follows up with a flurry of telling shots, our heads will clear and he’ll be out for the count.

Why are they handcuffed together?

The recent love interest of Brendan’s is obviously Leicester City. You are showing your deep devotion to her (it) by offering your body. Brendan doesn’t care about her (it, the club) anymore. that’ll be £570 please

Are we conducting negotiations in the Donbas region?

With your carefully designed topless swimsuit.

I thought it was ‘you were always on my mind’ by Elvis Presley