plinchiestincture

I suspect the club hierarchy have been on Foxestalk incognito and been struck by the wide but cohesive range of insights and, inevitably, concluded "we're 'aving a bit of that!"

Even the silver tongued Rudkin couldn't summon the magic.

Homeless Chic 1, Nice Hair 0

Is Russelling still a crime?

Is there a football AC-12?

Elementary, my dear Watson

It's funny how Alves developed a second syllable when generally in Leicester speak syllable numbers are reduced. You c'u'nt make it up, mi duck.

And now, the end is near And so I Faes the final curtain my enemies, will surely cheer as Luke and I, go for a Burton We've played a life that's full Pulled the wool, on every bossman But more, much more than this Who gives a toss, man?

When the dog bites, when the bee stings When I'm feeling sad I simply remember my favorite things And then I don't feel so bad

In old money, are we in the third division? When James Alexander Gordon intoned the likes of: Hinckley Terrace Munchers, two Stockwell and Berry Fudgetown, Nil Is that us now?

When I find myself in times of trouble ...

Goals are for wimps.

And He said unto them, “Follow Me, and I will make you fishers of men.”

It just isn't our day for giant slaying.

Get your Ryvita and low fat cottage cheese - we're gonna have fun this season.

I got into a twitcher dispute as to whether or not this is a Russell-Martin or a Great-Tit? The markings are very similar for each.

Grok has made my proposed John Rudkin statue look like the love child of Nelson Mandela and Keir Starmer; given the state of much representational art this may be accurate.

If he starts heading for the exit now he should be gone a week Tuesday.

In an ironic protest all Lessda fans should turn up with buckets of popcorn and excitedly gasp, cheer and whoop at every pass backwards, forwards, sidewards and backwards as if a team of normal footballers is playing. My calculations indicate that the cognitive dissonance they might experience may realign their clearly dysfunctional self-awareness meters. The flaw is that I am assuming some level of function remains, Jim.

The available ingredients are challenging.

We're not much to look at but we do guarantee to go down on you.

It's the hope that shills you.