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I'm too schexy for your kloob John rudkin is a knob And what ish a cob? I'm too schexy for your shirt Too schexy for your shirt So schexy it hurts note: no AI was injured in the production of this picture.

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Maybe Top should offer to go Dutch on the bill?

Would it be Ruud to ask?

This is just adding Puel to the fire.

Don't blame it on the Rudkin Don't blame the Barry-Murphy Don't blame it on the players Blame it on the Ruudie

My ITK contacts tell me it was the club's commitment to openness and transparency that finally persuaded Monga.

Can the redemption arc become a pulse wave? Is there one more sizzle in the Danish pan? Is a cheese cob still a cheese cob if it's made with a processed slice? Do the seagulls still follow the trawler? ... When does the season begin again?

Trust the science.

The Siren Call of the Rudkin and Top is too much for passing managers - their flagrant dirty talk of money for old rope and ropey KPI's lures them in only for them to be smashed on the rocks of indifference.

"If there's a nurse here could she please come to the Tunnel of Goats where a young boy has become stuck. If there's another nurse on the island, could she please come to the Tunnel of Goats where a young boy and a nurse have become stuck."

Have they removed the LTN from the opposition's box?

Even Bletchley haven't managed to crack the Coady yet.

Too many meaningless stats in the world There's too many games can be broken in two Too many meaningless stats in the world So I won't give up my xg stats to you

I can't believe that choosing 11 from 24 apparently has about 2.5m combinations. Clearly Ruud knows what he likes.

Wolves at the door, foxes in the coop, turkeys on the field and three blind mice in the boardroom - could we get David Attenborough or Clarkson's Farm in? Make something of our menagerie of misery.

If we could just get the Corleones to take us over things 'could be arranged'.

I'm having home made pizza and I've also got some home made potato, sage and onion stuffing and tomato pasties in the oven, as I often get the munchies following the use of psychedelic drugs or, as in this case, watching Leicester City.

On behalf of Leicester City Football Club may I be the first to wish you all a happy National Vietnam War Veterans Day today. Let us hope that Man City don't score n-n-n-n-nineteen against us.

Pardon me for this familiar brood It was not me, it was my Ruud.

According to The Daily Mail Sherry from Swindon is available at very reasonable rates and could quickly knock or whip them into shape.

I believe the children are our future and that I can fly and that the first cut is the deepest but most of all - in the words of the great Dutch mystic, Father Abraham, I believe la la la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la, la la la