plinchiestincture

Good to see he's meeting his KPI's.

If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run, Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it, And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!

And it's too late, baby, Now it's too late, Though we really did try to make it. Somethin' inside has died And I can't hide and I just can't fake it. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no..

Nobody expects the Spanish Acquisition.

La Vardiata

Don't forget today we have a BOGOF on Centre Backs.

Oh, the Deadwood stage is a-rollin' on over the plains With the curtains flappin' and the driver a-slappin' the reins A beautiful sky, a wonderful day Whip-crack-away, whip-crack-away, whip-crack-away

Ended up up Jakub's Creek

An imaginary poll of Foxestalk reveals that 52.1% of Foxtalkers want three or four players out the door due to long standing issues with their hair, attitude or failure to 'burst' onto the scene; collectively, sizeable chunks of the Foxtalkers want to reduce the squad to about 14 and rely on the renowned Rudkin skills to bring in some cheap, cheerful and brilliant players for the price of a Pukka pie. It's difficult to comment when glasnost hasn't yet reached LCFC and so we don't know if we're broke, canny or demented but I'd be happy (in inverted commas, caveated and here just for the sake of it) if we just stuck with our current hand.

It's a game of two tenths.

Do that to me one more time Once is never enough with a man like you Wha-ha-ha, do that to me one more time I can never get enough of a man like you

Vestergaard throws shocking too slow accusation at the other players

Until he's been up the Brawny and down the Saff he ain't no-more Lessda than the Sultan of Brunei. Although, if the Sultan of Brunei is looking for an investment opportunity, he can go full Lessda immediately.

Every sesh is a Banglasesh

Club announcement incoming - Delorean pulls up outside the stadium, Marti the new manager gets out of it one side and Jamie, head of new ownership consortium get out the other side, the Delorean's doors become the Red Bull wings.

We have to be economical with time due to PSR

We're just a basket case, seen better days championship football club standing in front of a poncey Spanish Peptard asking you to love us.

Back to the Future with Marti Cifuentes; I've pencilled in Rudkin to play Biff.

You should have chilled on Sunday!

(said by sultry voice - possibly Conor Coady - over Fleetwood Mac's Albatross) The Danny Rohl - not just a cheese sandwich but an LCFC cheese sandwich.

Surely a memorial bench would be appropriate? Inscribed "Danny loved this bench".

God, it looks like Daniel Must be the clouds in my eyes