plinchiestincture

Grok has made my proposed John Rudkin statue look like the love child of Nelson Mandela and Keir Starmer; given the state of much representational art this may be accurate.

If he starts heading for the exit now he should be gone a week Tuesday.

In an ironic protest all Lessda fans should turn up with buckets of popcorn and excitedly gasp, cheer and whoop at every pass backwards, forwards, sidewards and backwards as if a team of normal footballers is playing. My calculations indicate that the cognitive dissonance they might experience may realign their clearly dysfunctional self-awareness meters. The flaw is that I am assuming some level of function remains, Jim.

The available ingredients are challenging.

We're not much to look at but we do guarantee to go down on you.

It's the hope that shills you.

Tantric relegation - it never ****ing ends.

Told you.

Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

I think we could finish preantepenultimate but I can't imagine the chant working: We are finishing preantepenultimate We are staying up.

We need to support Jordan.

I just wish they'd decide Jordan Ayew's PIP claim so he can resume moving in public.

LOL FTFO Jesus, Mary & Joseph 5 nil to Leicester embrace the weirdness

For all the disinterested w**kers on here, Jon Rudkin is Jirk Dunno

I doff my cap to 'em. They've proven themselves superior in all respects. I'd never of thought of passing the ball, let alone 'aving a philosophy.

Fred West to head up patio redevelopment.

Under-performing Buddhist monks.

I was drawn to his extra leg.

I still listen to Rolf Harris' Two Little Boys and weep quietly - so I'll be OK.

The baseball ghosts I get but Enzo returning to the All Leicestershire Trotters- that's just silly

It's good to have some skin in the game.

I submitted a very angry Trust Pilot review.