Phil Mitchell

You can just tell he listens to Pitbull because he looks like Enzo. Phil

Plenty in the bank. Anyway enough about Kat nudes I’ll post a gif soon. Of me that is. Phil

Walford Town. All about the roots. Phil

Sharon? Phil

King Power Polo Team is an anagram of Atom People Working. Phil

Genuinely felt during the covid break that we could struggle once the team we had at the time all moved on, but not to these heights. Not sure why I felt it because at the time we were sat third (8pts clear of fifth) before the restart. But I 100% saw it coming to some degree. Sometimes feel like I brought it into the atmosphere and piss myself off just thinking about it. Phil

Hurt. Johnny Cash. Phil

It’s been a rough week. Let’s have a chuckle. Phil

90% of the crowd these days are coffin dodgers that struggle to mobilise the remaining use of their lungs to that capacity. Phil

Ran out of furniture to break. Donations welcome. Phil

Psychosis is more enjoyable. Phil

The GIFs strong tonight boys. Phil

The gif, the bottle or Shirley. Phil

Knew starting this would do the trick. Phil

No pressure in those questions whatsoever. Bates definitely plates his missus whilst wearing red white and blue socks. Phil

Typo. Phil

I can move him upstairs. Just one call. Phil

@Miquel The Work Geordie If I lay here. Phil

Wouldn’t know tough if it smacked you in the boat race. Phil

We need to look at talent in the lower leagues, we’re still an attractive prospect to an a bang in form league one/league two player and develop them further. Do what we used to do instead of buying the shit from teams around or above us. Phil