urban.spaceman

Much more complicated case. 1 charge of overspending vs 115 charges over 10 years based on second hand evidence with a club that have spent 15 years refusing to cooperate with the authorities, and whose CEO is on record saying they'd rather spend £50m on lawyers to take on the authorities than pay a £30m fine. Man City is a completely separate case.

Can't tell if he's modelled himself on Jesus or Justin Lee Collins.

25 years out of the Premier League and they manage to break a 3 year cycle of financial rules in the space of one year. That's ****ing impressive.

This is Scouser worthy levels of tetchiness AND THEY WON THE SODDING GAME

OK, last, last one, but it's Dave again.

European and Premier League Champions Tuna. It's happening.

Last one from me, but either Dave has made a mistake or he has seen our future. Someone consult Oddschecker for our odds to win the Champions League within the next 5 years.

Imagine being completely factually wrong about something for 20 years.

I love how carefully we choose our sponsors.

It's literally not their patch.

I love how they put a trophy in there like it's a title decider

A grown man IN HIS CROCS spent 3 hours in his garden during winter to draw that.

Good idea. Miss Liam!

You haven't seen his wages yet.

I'm afraid they're not biologically capable of conceiving mate, sorry.

Everton fans: It's completely unfair that Everton have been punished for cheating when Man City's 115 charges is taking so long. Everton: Let's go and use the lawyer responsible for Man City's charges and therefore punishment for cheating taking so long.

Went into town today to see what the record shops had to offer. Googled it and according to that and each of their Facebook pages they were all open today. Rockaboom and Out Of Joint Records in the Malcolm Arcade, and Beat Route on Cank Street 2 seconds away. Got there and... they were all closed . Had a look round HMV whose selection takes up half the top floor now. 3 for £55. Will head back after payday for a couple of things. Ended up in the British Heart Foundation shop and bought this for £1. Any good online shops I should be looking at?

Would be a a laugh if we bought him and he turned into a prime Wes Morgan and won the Premier League again though wouldn't it?