urban.spaceman

Disappointing. Really wanted to see a northern MP/Mayor on TV in front of a charred, mangled mess claiming that it was England's Notre Dame.

Blackpool Tower's on fire.

1. Judi Dench 2. David Icke 3. Alexei Sayle 4. Trevor Brooking 5. Michael Portillo Under 40: Jonathan Majors Extra Bonus: The Conservative Party.

Dude's ****ing immortal at this point.

Having said that it would have been funny if they’d tagged Spurs in the tweet to remind their fans that even ****ing Ipswich have won the league more recently than them.

Yesterday they tweeted at half time that we were singing “Champions of England, you’ll never sing that” with the reminder that Ipswich actually were once the champions of England in 1962. They deleted it after half an hour.

Fluke own goal equaliser. Thoroughly undeserved. Two stonewall penalties and red cards not given.

STUNNER.

Victor Boniface back home in Nigeria...

Difficult question to answer. Could this team win the Premier League in a couple of seasons vs 15/16 top 6?

Soooooo..... Nigel, right?

Top’s Fiancée: Can’t wait for the wedding. Top: When we do the expansion we need to swap the Kop and the family stand.

That and the fact that they’re an unrelentingly corrupt bunch of cvnts who will have every single trophy removed and should be forced to pay millions in compensation.

We should ABSO****INGLUTELY go for breaking every record we can get. Points, wins, goals scored, least conceded, best goal difference. We need to be the best Championship team of all time, FOR all time, setting records that can NEVER be broken. It will be everlasting proof that this relegation was an aberration.

Keep it clean.

This needs to be a statement win now. 5/6-0. Go 6 points clear today, then beat Ipswich on Boxing Day to go 9 points clear.

To get everyone in the mood:

Aston Villa haven't been at the top of any league since 2011. Meanwhile, since then, Leicester....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67783970