urban.spaceman

WTF this came out of ****ing nowhere

Nice.

Personally I'm very disappointed that he's still breathing.

Denis Villeneuve confirmed for Bond. He’s going to smash it.

Saw them a couple of years ago supporting Green Day. They were unbelievable. Loved it.

Eric Idle. September. Box. Royal. Albert. Hall. ****ing treated myself for once.

Yeah… I can’t go to America for a while.

Turns out the “total obliteration” of Iran’s nuclear capabilities was just a surprise “aggressive feng shui”.

He’s going to have the biggest whinge when it doesn’t get him a Nobel Peace Prize.

Russian annexed Crimea yet were still allowed to host 2018

100%. If it comes around again (it must) you should go and see it at the planetarium at the space centre.

This time last week I was sat down to watch The Return of the King at the Phoenix, the 4 hour climax to a Lord of the Rings all-dayer. First time I'd seen the films in the cinema since release. And the first time seeing the extended editions on the big screen. Honestly one of the most exhilarating cinematic experiences I've ever had. 100% doing again if they have it next year.

Anyone got any fan recommendations? From handheld to tower. Need an upgrade.

Cheers. Rishi's crying. Nice one. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgq7yvy1ke9o

We've been crying out for an older goalkeeper who we'll inevitably put on £3m a year 3 year contract who will never play a single game for us ever since we let our dear Alex Smithies leave.

Warra surprise https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/the-telegraph-an-apology/

@foxfanazer Who was more wrong? Me or ChatGPT? Here are the answers to your Jamie Vardy questions: 1) Which Premier League team has he scored the most goals against, and how many? Vardy’s top Premier League-scoring victim is Manchester United, against whom he has found the net 14 times . 2) Against whom did he score his 100th goal for Leicester City , and who provided the assist? His 100th goal for Leicester City came in a 3–1 win over Fulham on March 9, 2019, during which he scored twice—including the centurion—but assist details aren’t widely documented from that match . 3) Against whom did he score his 100th Premier League goal , and who assisted it? Vardy scored his 100th Premier League goal in a 3–0 victory over Crystal Palace on January 29, 2020, scoring the opener (a simple tap-in). The assist for that milestone goal was from Ayoze Pérez . 4) Who has provided the most Premier League assists for him: A) Albrighton  B) Ricardo (Pérez)  C) Tielemans Answer: It’s Marc Albrighton who has assisted the most of Vardy’s Premier League goals. (Pérez is second, Tielemans trails behind.) 5) In the 9–0 historic win against Southampton, what were the scores at the time Vardy scored his goals (#)? The famous 2019–20 match where Leicester beat Southampton 9–0 saw Vardy score three goals at the following moments: 45’ – making it 5–0 58’ – making it 7–0 (this one was a header) 90’+4 – scoring a penalty to round it off at 9–0 . 6) How many headed goals has he scored in the Premier League? He’s scored 17 headed Premier League goals . Answer: (C) 13 is wrong; the correct figure is 17. 7) Who was his first competitive goal for Leicester City against? His first competitive goal came against Aston Villa, in Leicester’s first match back in the Premier League (2014–15 season), scoring on August 16, 2014 . 8) How many Premier League hat‑tricks does he have? Vardy has registered 2 Premier League hat-tricks . 9) Who did he make his England debut against, as a late substitute? His England debut came on May 26, 2015, versus United States, when he came on late and scored just two minutes after entering the game.

Man City, 11 Arsenal 3-0 at home. Kasper assist? Fulham at home, during lockdown. Assisted by Maddison? Ricardo? 4th 6th 9th 9 Torquay? League Cup. 3. Man City 2016 Southampton 2019 Man City 2020 Incidentally only 3 players have scored a hat trick against a Pep Guardiola team. 2 of them are Jamie Vardy. The other is Lionel Messi. Ireland, 0-0, Dublin, 2015 Walk on...

“I know my place”

How about a Terry’s Chocolate Orange?

^ I wrote that without any outside help whatsoever.