urban.spaceman

If Mads is out for a while we should go and get Kasper back. The amount of piss it would boil would be immense. Sutton might actually have a nervous breakdown and drive to Glasgow in his bare feet with a supply of Toblerone. Bliss.

https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/leicester-jamie-vardy-premier-league-fascinating-footballer-3426329

Should I go and get a lettuce?

And I want to see a Tifo saying "DO NOT GOT GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT".

Needs to be a defiant, statement of a win.

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He could honestly have been shitting his guts out and turning the whole of the 6 yard box brown and still done a better job than Ward.

When you read that Ward's contract finally expires at the end of this season but then you realise the utter twat who gave him a 4 year contract extension is still in the ****ing job.

If it's any consolation the whole of St James' Park just got Whamageddoned.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49785376 What a difference 5 years, a COVID outbreak, Saudi takeover, PSR and a relegation makes.

Here comes Bobby De Cordova Reid to try and rescue a point.

Rudkin should sue Ward under the Trades Descriptions Act.

WE HAD A SHOT

What the ****? Why is Ward playing?

Blatant corner.

Well, when Vardy retires we'll be needing someone who can strike the fear of God into defenders.

Gonna be out for a while by the looks of it.

Can only assume Kane misses out on this because Spurs spent 2 years at Wembley?

We really broke him by nicking Rodgers from Celtic didn’t we? What a twat.

Gutted for Trigger.

I'd just end up calling him Junior but specifically only in this voice:

We need a nickname arbitration committee.