orangecity23

The thing is most of the 'experience' come out for the bigs games all kitted up yet when they get pressed shut themselves,I was a prominent member of the academy yts when we went up,was always us young lot scorin a goal,we were game as ****,hear the old pro lot now are(over 30) and av 3 year contract and don't bother anymore,pisses me off that you get the so called old pros sitting in midfield with the 30k p/w in the adidas gear,yet when push comes to shove and they've equalised say 'I can't run', that's well and fine but then don't wear the clobber to say your a player if your a has been,most so called experienced players ain't even scored a goal,gaur enter that out of 50 signings(hate it when folk say there was 200mill worth there today)only a few will try,the rest **** off back to their mansion and av the cheek to say they've just 'done it'!

Was the lino buffering? Took ages to raise his flag.

I tried on the red button, the stream failed straight away both times. Switched to sky sports website on my laptop with the VM login. Working much better than the tv

Nello?

Agreed! In fact, that job Mr Burnham just came into seems to be the worst for it, seems to keep going to a bunch of people who all went on exactly the same course at the same uni. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_University_of_Oxford_people_with_PPE_degrees Could someone from Ofsted pop down to Oxford and try to get them to add some stuff about not completely fecking up the country to the syllabus please? Because it seems we've been having a little difficulty with some of their alumni for the last 30 years or so. Liz Truss graduating is worthy of an investigation on it's own

You've clearly missed all the fun we've been having in the BSLB podcast thread! @Anonymous F.O.X. created an intro to the podcast based on the Baz Luhrman Everybody's Free to Wear Sunscreen song, and has since gone on to create many more song parodies, song parodies from lyrics written by other users in the thread, original tracks and much more. There's a soundcloud page where you can listen to a lot of the tracks released so far.

Southampton finished 3 points behind Leeds. We beat Southampton twice. If the argument isn't about points deductions, and that we were so strengthened by our overspending, then wouldn't it follow that without it we may well have lost to Southampton at least once without it. So Leeds would still have finished third. Edit: We lost both fixtures against Leeds anyway, so overspending or not, Leeds would not have got any more points off us than they already had.

It impressed the club because it was the only one at Seagrave who knew how to keep hold of a lead.

You can't sit back that deep for that long on a 1-0 lead. If you are going to sit back, it should be with enough pace down the middle and close enough to the half way line with the intention you can mug them off on the counter attack and finish the game off.

He wasted one of his answers in his public q and a answering Kemi Badenoch, who he will be answering questions from every week any way. Oh, and he completely avoided every single question about digital privacy and the social media ban and the massive cyber security risks for everyone it entails, despite the fact that along with the triple lock questions they were some of the most up voted. So I guess expect plenty of surface level "isn't he northern! Wow!" Presentation from now on, while Peter Thiel and friends worm his way in in the background to implement full on cyberpunk dystopia.

Reddit? Hope Burnham has scanned his driving licence or passport and done a biometric age check to access that. Nothing to worry about mate, it's deleted straight away, just ignore that bit in Yoti's age verification privacy policy about them transferring the data to Yoti India for "manual checks" and keeping it for 28 days. Completely safe, no chance whatsoever of being hacked and stolen, honest...

Instructions unclear, Rudkin ends up signing James (Jams) Bland instead

It's because everyone here is soooooo toxic. Doing horrible things like calling people KPFC, which is apparently a terrible vicious insult because it implies they aren't real fans of the club just because they "support differently", and they are poor, delicate match going fans who are being verbally abused for attending games and being labelled as part of the problem, truly the worst suffering anyone could endure. These gentle souls would never stoop to such a level, which is why they had to have a thread where they errr ... blamed a subset of match going fans and labelled them as part of the problem, then stated that people who don't support the team the same way they do aren't real fans of the club. Seems that a lack of awareness of what is going on at the club and on the pitch pairs nicely with a lack of self awareness too

Ah, I see you were both in the know ahead of the announcement of the new PM. Anyway, I for one, welcome our new Prime Ministerhausen to the Househausen of Parliament. Wouldn't want to be cursed, after all.

It's wild how the club will move heaven and earth to make sure they have at least 3 senior keepers on the books at all times and would never dare leave themselves without a heavily experienced third choice keeper on the off chance the other 2 sprain their wrists playing a game of hungry hungry hippos on the team bus, but they have no qualms whatsoever about going an entire season without having a first choice striker.

This social media ban is very vague about what platforms are involved "An exhaustive list of which platforms the ban will apply to has not been released. However the government said it would apply to those "whose purpose is to enable social interaction and which allow users to post material"." (BBC) Will this mean it's going to apply to all forums like this? Could be ruinous for small forums, they don't have the resources to pay companies like Yoti to do age verification for a small handful of users.

Ref just did a foul

Has to be Gorrillaz for this, doesn't it? Can't (eat) Meatfood - Go...zzzzzzzzzzzzzz [Intro:] Boo-boo-boo-boo-boo [Chorus:] I ain't happy, I'm feeling sick Heard Russel's got the gig Club's useless, and learnt eff all The future is in freefall I ain't happy, I'm feeling sick Heard Russel's got the gig No pies left just vegan rolls The future is passing balls It's passing balls, it's passing balls It's passing balls, it's passing balls (Yeah, haha) [Verse 1:] Finally, time to get this out of the way Because Top has got a hard on for the football he plays The clues were all there, we've had time to prepare Put on a thousand yard stare as we fall into despair Impractical, (who?) but we didn't think, so we continue to Drop into League Two (boo), look, Jon's made us unmanageable Pick and choose, sit and lose, but don't you dare boo Useless dudes, who do you think will try to transfer you? Picture Skipp winning League One and Vertu Trophy too? Lucy Pinder as a muse, you think it's fictional? Mystical? Maybe, spiritual hero Who appears to invert your right back and your left back (Yeah) cos 4-4-2's too crazy? Careless, and Top still doesn't know what PSR is Priceless to you because we do no transfer business You like it? Good. On Facebook righteous with bad takes Get abusive at those, who wish we'd learn from our mistakes [Chorus:] I ain't happy, I'm feeling sick Heard Russel's got the gig Club's useless, and learnt eff all The future is in freefall I ain't happy, I'm feeling sick Heard Russel's got the gig No pies left just vegan rolls The future is passing balls It's passing balls, it's passing balls It's passing balls, it's passing balls [Verse 2:] The effort, the basics, without workrate, we hate it Allow me to make this childlike in nature Possession, you have it or you don't, that's a fallacy Because there's agents on the phone, I'm picking up Smallbone Every empty seat, you see with your eyes I see destruction and demise, corruption in disguise (BC Shame) From this failing enterprise, of a neglected football side Through Russel, got no hustle But possession he provides with Pep as a guide, so turn around now Spin that winger round and keep ball all night, just pass to the side So bring your dinner (**** 'em) and I'ma stick around with Russ and be a mentor don't forget we used to be in League 1, well I remember Where Top's thought is, I brought all this To watch us pass the ball when the pass is pointless (Right here) Coach one losing patience cause short goal kicks drive them mad No squealing and remember you said you're backing the lads [Chorus:] I ain't happy, I'm feeling sick Heard Russel's got the gig Club's useless, and learnt eff all The future is in freefall I ain't happy, I'm feeling sick Heard Russel's got the gig No pies left just vegan rolls The future is passing balls It's passing balls, it's passing balls It's passing balls, it's passing balls [Outro:] The future is going down It's going down, it's going down It's going down, it's going down The future is going broke It's going broke, it's going broke It's going broke, it's going broke The future is going down It's going down, it's going down The future is going broke It's going broke, it's going broke The future is going down It's going down, it's going down No future

Mexican player went down like he'd been hit with a guitar

Good to see so many of the Fifa Career mode initial Bosman buys in the Mexico lineup.

The man who built our title winning squad and signed our best ever players is in that photo, he deserves a lot more respect. For starters, Rudkin should sit down and stop blocking Walshy's view

This is the link to the SoundCloud page: https://m.soundcloud.com/anonymous-f-o-x/tracks @Anonymous F.O.X. created all the tracks, I just did the lyrics for some of them. @Libertinewrote the streets parody lyrics. Think the streets track got uploaded as a single track to the bslb podcast feed, it should still be on there, except for Spotify where the songs got taken down for some reason.

The leadership of this club never seems to learn any lessons at all from previous cockups, so I will not be surprised if they don't bother getting a manager until part way through pre season again.

Liverpool, eh? I guess we can expect a tribunal to be held sometime after Motsi's 38th birthday and 20th successive Balon D'Or win, at which point we shall be awarded 17p compensation. Which will then be immeidatly taken off us as a PSR fine, to teach us not to be irresponsible with money and signing players, when we should be developing our own players in house, like Liverpool do, with their born and bred Liverpool academy graduates Darren Motsi and Trey Nyoni.