Trav Le Bleu

Personally, the sun can sod right off!

Don't these big clubs complain a lot about playing too many games?

Donald?

Take it like they.

TBF, he was wearing gloves and a keepers shirt with 1 Smithies on the back.

Sexist!

What are you trying to say in using that book to cover your nether regions?

Your palms?

This I feel is the best answer. Don't fight it, embrace it. I've never seen a hair loss "remedy" that didn't look stupid (and therefore draw even more attention to it.) However, I'm saying this as a bloke in his late 50s who has a full head of (very grey) hair . I have however embraced the grey, no intention of ever dying it.

This is LCFC. I wouldn't be surprised if Lord Lucan comes into the reckoning.

Booker Dewitt? But which one?

Go back to the GP, explain this and see if they can prescribe something else. Therapy might help too. Take control of what you can and don't worry about what you can't. Ignore that inner voice and know that we all have it, just at times we're better able to cope with it.

Announce Warnock!

A push to reinforce the NHS, Police and Council services would be better.

Politicians going on about how an increase in defence spending is a good thing. Surely the ideal is less.

Bulgaria?

Defense (defence) is not the same as war. Especially not with an exclamation mark. Muppet.

Surely that's libelous?

Jaw jaw, not war war.

Bring peace by starting a war that you think you're in control of. What could go wrong?!

I'll give you that in this case. It was more the reaction that was funny.

Think you could've ended your post there.

Because it a) winds people up and b) is funny.

Like RVN's option b) then.

Oooh, 49-51. This is just like Brexit! A sign of good times to come!