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You mean Daka, who came on as a substitute? That one?

You need a reason?

Which is why I said some people. However, the hate abuse is from vegans (not all, obvs)

I can help. How much is my bottle of unopened Captain Morgan worth?

Vegans Abuse Vegan Cafe Owner With Meat On The Menu Some people would rather harm humans than animals. The only -ism I subscribe to is specism... if it's a human or an animal, I'm saving the human. Also, if they're serving meat, then it's not a vegan cafe, it's just a cafe.

Teeling all the way. Gorgeous.

They don't keep you out of prison though.

Trump is all about Trump.

Maybe get a second phone for yourself that she doesn't know the number to for your every day calls and only check the other phone once or twice a day? Well done for standing by her, especially as she isn't flesh and blood.

I think my wife might be racist, because when we were in the chemists I heard her asking for anti-Asian cream.

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la....

That's weird, I thought you were a Leicester City supporter.

Having done it three times I can confirm it's actually fairly easy. I think Scafell Pike, despite being far less high is more difficult. True story: the one and only time I walked Snowdon with my wife, we reached the cafe and she refused to go any further, despite the actual peak being only 20-30 metres away.

Why is picture on the right so optimistic?

I heard how the PM and his wife had done a day in the life feature in a magazine to show how they're just regular people. Magazine of choice... Grazia. Regular working class

It's been an unreal season, but my tongue was firmly in cheek.

Will be so glad to see him back against Hull. I think he's been a big miss these last two games, he's a crucial part of the spine of the team right now. He'll steady the defence and give us impetus going forward. Who'd have thought 12 months ago?

We might need to do that just to get automatic promotion!

You're not wrong!

Vesty is back isn't he? It would've been weird to say this 12 months ago, but we'll be a lot more controlled and assured with him in the team. Really think we've missed him these past two games.

Done. Strange though innit.... play well and lose games, play poorly and win

I just did.

Bunch of nancy, thumb-sucking, scaredy-cat, mommy-crying, blanket-hugging, bedwetters, the lot of you!

Or at least 92.5% of them are.

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