Miquel The Work Geordie

Not having a plan for the future has worked for us up until now yeah. What Vardy would want in cash would be better off spent improving areas of the squad.

3 pints - husband 5 pints - wife

Laura Woods is annoying as **** n all, je suis Miquel

Remember the Euros where they were like NO SCOTLAND NO PARTY Then Andy Robertson looked like he'd seen a war crime after they went out because they were so crap

Not quite the walkover loads expected but great to see a load of lads called Harrison who've been to one game of football in their life crying You can't bore yourself to the Gazprom Mikel you missionary with the lights off merchant

Please shut up

Arsenal will win

It's being played in Budapest

Got another 18km under my belt this morning which was more like 19.5km because my blower decided to unlock and stop itself in my shorts. Need a watch that I can play music off, any suggestions from the Full-Time Legends in here welcome

Never heard of them mate! Will check them out

Not because I don't love him or think he could do a job, but because we need to move on and start thinking about the next 3-5 seasons, we need to sign players with sell on value and his age and wage demands would not do us any favours. Everything was nicely rounded off with the goals / appearances n all. Hope he goes to some giant foreign club as a rotation option.

Nope, I don't want him back.

The unis definitely don't feel like they benefit the city in the same way they do in Nottingham or even Derby. I've had post-Maryland dumps that could get into DMU

No I've thought about it and I don't think it is, you're wrong unfortunately

Best bit of social media in recent times was when we signed the non Welsh Aaron Ramsey and that lad from Stoke was showing him round the stadium and gave him time to pause for reflection and to soak it all in when he walked out the tunnel. It's not the ****ing San Siro ffs

Hungry Lions ey, sounds like they have some raw talent

Or Walcott

YOU PEOPLE, YOU KNOW WHO I AM, BUT YOU DON'T, KNOW WHY, I'M HERE

I mean this with the utmost disrespect to anyone who has one but football badge tattoos look absolutely shite

It was also 30 years yesterday since this n all, two iconic sporting moments

At first I thought it was a class joke because it looks a bit like it, but Benalouane actually is on the ****ing floor in that video isnt he, what the **** man

We'd be better off signing nobody. ****ing shitheads.

Advocaat

Fair play to Palace but their FA Cup win is way more impressive. It's a harder competition to win than the Conference League now.

I remember watching him on loan at Falkirk and going "this guy will be our number one someday" – a short while later we signed him and the rest is history.