Miquel The Work Geordie

No what were you going to say you coward

Erm can I just say one word please? 115 charges.

Why are people suddenly arsed about "the Midlands" doing well. I couldn't give less of a shit unless it's us winning stuff

High St Honeys posters keeping the old girl alive

Drama about a businessman from London who rises to the top to become kingpin of a technology empire, assembles a group of 20 odd ambitious young things to do his bidding in a series of embarrassing and often gruelling challenges until only one is left standing Give it a watch, the Apprentice it's called — the bloke who plays "Alan Sugar" is incredible

There's a bloke on Instagram called James Demitri, great food recommendations, loads of greasy spoons and chippies, seems a nice bloke but his delivery is insane. Like sleep inducing

Looks like it's going to get unbearably hot for running Friday onwards for a few days, I'll be out at Dawn's crack TYVM !

Evans and Ricardo were barely ever fit — so from that list you're left with Castagne being the only defender. Which means the keeper as well as 3/4s of any starting defence were not PL standard most of the time.

There's a reason he was called The Dutch Dele Alli on here

She's crap man, absolute 1.5x speed merchant

"And one thing I will say Ally" "Ho ho, isn't it just Fletch!"

I've got TNT Sports and I'm watching it on the free channel on Virgin to show brand loyalty, Sky mudded

The competition has suffered as a result of no drop down from the Champions League, grim as it sounds. This and the Conference League are arguably easier to win than the FA Cup in 2026 imo

That's that then, I'm off to watch Dinner Date

You're being thick — this exchange is OVER

THe man for the big occasion

Blur opening HMV. Remember when the Batman Forever premiere was at the Warner Bros cinema at Meridian Bradley Walsh was a compere, Oasis were there with patsy Kensit in tow, along with a load of United players, Ryan Giggs below, not sure who the bloke on the left is though, Andy Cole or someone probably

Tielemans with that beard Looks like when partridge eats the mousse

Tony Bloom as owner, Gazprom (admittedly qualifiers) football – they aren't going anywhere anytime soon and the OF clubs are still a mess. I don't think it was now or never for them

The same Chelsea where he won a load of trophies and who have got significantly worse since he left? That Chelsea? I'm not saying he's the second coming of Guardiola but saying he should've stayed with us when he's now on the verge of one of the biggest jobs in world football is just a bit bloody dense.

Got to be from his Undr the Cosh appearance a few years back SUR NUR DISRESPECT BEN, BUT YER GUR FRUM SHEFFEEELD TER LEICESTER, I MEAN, WHAT WA THAT LIKE FERRA NIGHT OUT

And how does any of that factor into why he should have stayed with us?

But his move has been completely justified if, you know – he's now on the cusp of a move to the most successful English club of the last decade.

You can't overturn that punishment once it's set. It would dick everyone about even more, the match is meant to be on Saturday