Miquel The Work Geordie

8-0 win to the boys in BC GAME

Tonight's viewing, what a classic, got Leon off Cool Runnings in it and that woman off Starship Troopers. Genetically modified bats go on a frenzy, proper late 90s fare. 9.5/10 Miquels

Did he say he was accepting of it?

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Gonna be class when we sell him and that ****ing human cauliflower is straight back in the side when his ban is done

If he doesn't shit his relaxed tapered chinos by the weekend and sticks with that Page / Braybrooke / Chaplin 3, Howell and Alves wide with Bristric up top there could be signs he's learning I just can't see it happening, though

Okoli isn't playing mate

Carabao shandy on ice

Too right!

Sorry but that defence is very funny, hats off to Russell Martin

He looks like them blobfish you find in the depths of the ocean

It's changed a few times since, but there used to be a bar called Brannigans / Barringtons (?) on New Walk — it became the White Peacock and now Sonrisa. Can't vouch for them now as different vibe and this was 15 years ago, but **** me. You could eat your dinner out the toilet bowl, I felt like I was in Made In Chelsea

Hopefully we see him return one day — perhaps in a coaching role?

Skipp is worse but he should still be going, cheerio you shit ****

Skipp and Soumare are equals for me, the latter just seemed to have 1 game in 5 where some 5'2" opposition waif would bounce off his fat arse and plenty would talk about how "there's a player in there" — seemingly forgetting he'd spent the entire game jogging about the pitch like Mandy Dingle Silva was absolute dogshit as well mind

Just watching this, got Russell Martin's other half in it. Some seriously phenomenal accents going on, and Darren Day steals the show as a Russian mobster. 9.5 Miquels out of 10

****s sake

Biggest difference between the two is this bloke looks like he should be working in Hollister whereas Tunchev looked like he ate bats

YOU DON'T KNOW ME THE WAY YOU REALLY SHOULD YOU SURE MISUNDERSTOOD KANGASNIEMI YOU'VE GOT SOME NERVE AND BABY THAT'LL NEVER DO YOU KNOW I DON'T BELONG TO YOUUUUUU

Seeing a new name in Transfer Talk who hasn't been scouted through the Leicester City 9 - 0 Southampton commemorative DVD and isn't old enough to remember where they were when the Titanic sank, tears in my eyes

If we are actively encouraging him to go so we can play losers like Oliver ****ing Skipp and Hamza ****ing Choudhury the club deserves liquidation

Newcastle manager looks like he's gonna battle it out with 15 other business brains to get investment off Lord Sugar

Blimey

How many Liverpool players have got that samurai haircut

Lol