Miquel The Work Geordie

"Humility and bravery" **** off you jabroni

The two mates of his he signed in McCarthy and Cullen look absolute shite as well, I can't cope with all this strategic and sporting alignment and excellence

So good

Built a Lamborghini and filled it with human shit

Di Zerbi is a proper Firetrap merchant Blood type G Star Raw

Reported to the NSPCC

Would spell his name wrong on an exam paper Thick idiot, hopefully bloody Tortellini FC can find some change down the back of the sofa and take this twat off us

It isn't their fault they're being dragged down by the usual suspects you seem to want to fill the squad with? They've been about the only bright thing about this season so far

The academy kids aren't the ones playing like a fat stand up comedian at Soccer Aid

Just want a club I'm not completely embarrassed to follow and a lineup where I don't actively hate more than half of the names

Can't wait to hear him trot out "we'll learn from this, we're a young team" - getting pegged at home to ****ing Burton you turd

West Ham

Didn't Wolves?

Don't think he's on it today but Taggart has been rimming everything shite for years

I don't think they've drunk any Kool-Aid, the club's own commentary has always been like some kind of state owned media

What a piece of strategic alignment and sporting excellence this has been by the way

Burnley away under Rodgers? Not long after he joined iirc, 18/19

How will we cope when we lose his jogging near the ref

Good honest pro Oliver Skipp there. Most pathetic excuse for a footballer I've ever seen. ****.

Diary of a CEO listeners tried to tell us it was a good appointment

Who could have predicted that signing someone Swansea fans largely branded as ineffective and anonymous for seven figures would prove to be a bad piece of business? If only there was some kind of sign! *He'll score now

You've got it wrong n all

The defensive recruitment has been non-existent but you can't absolve him completely of blame. He is asking these idiots to play the only way he knows.

If Bristic bags a brace I'll be drowning myself in Banjalučka pivara (or Banja Luka Brewery, Serbian Cyrillic: Бањалучка пивара) is a Bosnian brewing company based in Banja Luka, Bosnia and Herzegovina, the country's second-largest city. Founded as part of activities by the Trappist order in the village of Delibaša, the brewery was nationalized after World War II and in 1975 included in newly founded company "Bosanska Krajina".

I daresay Chaplin would be on the bench if we had 9 subs. As it stands, we can't really be carrying half fit players on the bench when we actually have other decent options who are ready to go