Miquel The Work Geordie

Villa have whacked out an anniversary shirt that looks sensational, photoshoot class too. Meanwhile our club are currently deciding which colour of vomit they want to treat us to next season

Agree on the main but loved the recent Austria effort they put out

Been lovin this one recently A CURN YER TURK A MAY HAYYY YAH

WITH URRRMS WAD HURRRPEN HUNDERRRR THE SUNALIGHHHHT

Great ep, feel like the starting XI bit on Who Are You? could be better if it was a bit more like how Quickly Kevin used to do it though Quizmaster names the game, season, opponent etc and the City formation. Then the other two guests essentially take it in turns to list members of the starting XI until one is wrong/knocked out. Don't think it would take up a whole heap of time baby

Too right SkeggySte

Dibs on harryvictorburton's mum and or sister, looking very corporate in her pic The burtonverse is growing by the day

You'll be 5ft2 wearing merino wool v necks and going for a "Nastro Azzuro" down the All Bar One next

Yeah I think Musk is a weird tit but my timeline is just beer, design, football and comedy

Yeah, people like to say "when will people admit Ayew was a good signing !!!!!" he cost us c. £8 million – I refuse to believe we couldn't have gone to a market like Scandinavia and picked up someone a lot younger, on an upward trajectory and with *heaven forbid* sell-on value for around the same price. Nanasi cost Strasbourg around the same ffs.

Severance is world class

Watford and Southend?!

BARKLEY

Susan Perb atmosphere and couple of goals for Roma in the derby

Shite from Maguire but that pass wa honking

They are

Diallo needs to stop slobbering all over the badge, he'll rub his willy on it next !

Neville screaming agahaha

Darwin Nunez belongs in a women's prison not out there on the pitch

That's a brilliant tackle from Maguire

Close to him but why is his arm up there

What a brilliant goal

He's 6'2" apparently, looked about 5'8"

V v sloppy that

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