Miquel The Work Geordie

Daniel Farke and that ****ing coat, he can barely move

Bit of a contradiction this. So they aren't better than us - but the difference between the two sides is that they've got better goal scorers? That makes them better, no?

Looked into the camera? Is he cutting a promo or something

Darren Fletcher's big night in pieces

No

Cried and left didn't he

30 years since they've had European football there and they're dashing off to beat the traffic, thank you Denmark, this makes up for Kristiansen and Vestergaard

Darren Fletcher wants to cry, fat mess

Goalkeeper that looks like Sean off corro

AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

They're gonna bag

I know

Farewell to our English rose

What a ****ing tragic football club

I know you were 'joking'

I don't think Spurs had to be particularly savvy for us to overspend on shite

Nobody is suggesting that Nelson being in the first team / match day squad is some sort of magical panacea to all our woes. I think opinion broadly seems to be that if anyone at centre back is going to make mistakes they'd rather it be the 21 year old with a high ceiling over the 33 year old who can't move and a bloke who's done nothing but wear fans out since 2022.

Against West Brom? The bloke did sod all

Please Patson, please just ****ing score and it might be the end of that jabroni Ayew

If he doesn't do an at-home documentary about juggling being a professional footballer with a family man called At Home With The Coadys on itvbe I'll be shocked He also has I'm a Celebrity running through him like a stick of rock at some point

Streets won't forget the sight of Jordan Ayew strolling up to a dead ball 😮‍💨 Let him cook 🔥

Respect is a big thing in Thailand

Okoli is genuinely ****ing honking imo

A fellow cousin shagger jumping in front of the bullet here I see

Well he did and he has