Miquel The Work Geordie

Yeah I remember watching a Bologna game on Alba last season with a focus on Ferguson, might be different on BBC Scotland but on Alba the commentary was very much in Gaelic

They definitely didn't; we were still 14/1 to drop when I lumped on pre points deduction last November.

I still think comfortably top half, which probably means in twelve months time their fans will be ready to sit down for the Npower curtain raiser on a Friday night, away at West Brom with Prutts, Jermaine and Jobi

Got one of the best managers in the league still too

I don't think Konsa is at that level at all

Jordan James is such a good signing for Wolves, that'll be them up

Wanking with sandpaper is better than wanking with a cheese grater, doesn't mean I wanna do it

I worked with his older brother at my last job – lovely guy but the family is frighteningly posh and absolutely minted. Massive Jamie T fan but can't help but look at it all through a different lens now I know he's a bloody Earl

How do I look my non existent children in the eye and tell them the Pigwig band also made Silent Alarm

After their last single was pretty reasonable, the new one from Bloc Party is astonishingly bad "Every day is such a vibe"

I'd rather the club ceased to exist than be owned by an American called Todd

Save it for the jury

New Phoebe Bridgers album is so good, perfect soft lad music for a soft lad like me

Fair play to the people of Reddit for taking time out of their chronic masturbation schedule to post drivel

Didn't he have a knock? I don't think he's quite fit to start yet.

They wanted to knock down St Pancras n all and Betjeman was very vocal in being anti it, think he lead campaigns Proper 1960s thinking to want to knock down one of the best buildings int he country

gilt-edged

That would look great in blue instead of green and with the proper badge, would be a bit like that lovely away from 16/17

Caught a cracking documentary the other day about four fish out of water sportsmen who compete in a completely different discipline via the guidance of a disgraced, wily old coach. Their endeavours unfortunately end in failure, but they gain the respect of their peers - a really gripping documentary Give it a watch, Cool Runnings it's called

If he turns down the chance to play for Sao Paulo to go to West Ham then his decision making is worse than those horrible, horrible caps he wears. Just do it for 6 months man

You've answered your own question in the same sentence

Mad how many people write off the 20 million pound man

Besiktas and Fenerbahche dish out some serious wages, very much got a pot and they're pissing in it

This is clearly a relative or mate of his rather than just an oddball City fan, has to be