Miquel The Work Geordie

I know Hoffenheim are a bit crap at the moment but this would be a brilliant move for him. Think his time with us is very obviously up but hope he goes on to have a steady career.

Ndiaye getting booked for harmless panto villainy is properly crap.

I feel like I've just watched Titanic for the first time

I'd prefer it if we didn't have to exhume any new signings tbqhwy !

Heard or simply read the tweet on the previous page?

Typical lazy journalism, swear journos just copy and paste "Leicester City, Udinese and a Mexican club"

Come and have a go if you think you're larb enough

Yeah Thai(m) to go is just a bit crap, they need to keep it snappy imo - think along the lines of "we've got the same defence that went down last time"

"We've got the same defence that went down last time" is so so funny to me

Between Daisy and Bethany we are entering a huge era on the cobbles. Daisy leaving soon a hammer blow to cobbleheads worldwide, she is world class

I have twelve pints and I'm still a national treasure baby

Going into a place you have high hopes for and the staff being nice and not aloof don't half make a big difference

Did Union Tavern Westbourne Park, Fuller's gaff but surprisingly odd two guests on, I'd have been happy with Pride or ESB in one of their gaffs but had a very nice porter from Orbit then an ESB for a laugh. Can see how it'd get heaving in the summer, must've been 40+ folk eating outside by the canal today, lovely sunshine but it ain't alfresco weather baby! Pint of Broken Dream at 6.5 by Siren on cask in Craft Beer Co Clerkenwell, might be my pick of their bunch tbh, lad behind the bar seems to live there and is always very good. Then a couple of Landlords in the Duke which I only did a first go at pre Christmas, remember @bovril giving it the thumbs up, a really great gaff and pushing one of my favourites in London now

I lived in Nottingham for two and a half years, I don't think any of their fans put them above Arsenal for worldwide recognition. What mums say on Facebook is pure pinch of salt stuff.

I'm not necessarily arsed - but, why?

I can't underline enough how much I want Forest to **** everything up but... this is just a dad's Facebook comment

The thing is Iraola wasn't unknown. I swear to god if Rudkin had an Athletic subscription we'd be infinitely better run. All it takes is heaven forbid a Director of ****ing Football to take an interest in the sport beyond the British Isles or what your agent mates tell you is good.

Going to be a lot of 5'2" men sobbing into their Nastro Azzuro in All Bar One tonight

Oh pal we're on the same side I just find it funny how easily dismissed they are. They are, annoyingly, decent.

If they'd been better all season they'd be above them. Bournemouth lost to Steve Cooper's Leicester. I really like Bournemouth, they're clearly class and I ****ing loathe Forest but the way more than a few people on here are in denial about the latter being anything approaching good is ****ing mind boggling. @Bilo tries to will it into existence every week and they're still...doing well?

I know revenues and that is boring as **** and a load of tedious nonsense but it is absolutely insane a club of Man United's stature have conspired to get themselves in that mess. They're absolutely massive.

Already done the Bear a few times, jus doing a couple of newuns before some tried and tested

In the Hero in Maida Vale, I expected it to be polished but this is too polished for Miquel. Packed to the rafters with Americans n all, I'm a celebrity get me out of here imo Nice porter on cask from Deya tho

Pohn Percy + cucked + washed + ratioed + hold this L + Henry Winter is clear