Vacamion

Waiting for him to grow up into Ray Liotta.

All the experts say he's going to the top. Sadly, I really can't see it, so far. If you going off makes your side look so much better, maybe you need to up your game.

Well, that was bob, wasn't it? If you spend most of the match "controlling the game along the back" and not creating many chances, that can happen. Put it in the rear view. Saturday is now much bigger than it needed to be.

The A Team has come on.

The first 35 minutes were pretty ropey. Sheff Weds probably ahead on xG. You can tell we are missing some players. But the last 10 minutes of that half you could start to see Wednesday Players blowing, not chasing as hard, and you could see Enzoball happening, us knocking it about and then trying to speed it us. Confidence is still high.

The Post Match thread might not be talking about the first 20 minutes of this game

How many players on the back post, unmarked?

It's football, not Kung Fu, lads.

Who is top and who is bottom?

What on earth was that.

This light show is maybe going to cause me to turn it off for 5 minutes.

That was soft. Defender got the ball first, and the Fulham lad was diving to the ground anyway.

Sheffield Wednesday always reminds me that this happened. Because Wednesday were down there with us, at that stage, previous hopes that we might scrape by that season and survive, disappeared. Thrash them, please, City.

Everton couldn't score in a brothel with a pocket full of fifties.

I like how, when they conceded a goal due to poor defence, their fans hold up their "Premier League corrupt" signs as a response to it. How is the administration of the Premier League and the punishment of financial irregularities ANYTHING to do with the fact that their defence allowed Fernandes the space to assist, and their keeper rushed out and went down early, allowing Martial to dink it over him? That's just being crap at defending, lads.

Agree. Everton have mostly been done by the fact that their strikers threw away multiple chances in the first half that they dominated, apart from a wondergoal conceded.

This, but mostly for the collective Everton brain explosion.

The conspiracists in the Everton crowd will be waving their bright pink "We love the Premier League" cards more energetically than ever, now.

There you go

Rashford can blow hot and cold and today so far he is absolute zero. He's given it away four or five times in 10 minutes.

Why are Everton lads holsing up purple Premier League logos ?

I hate both sides, but that it just brilliant.

That's a pretty rank VAR intervention. But Rangers were losing, so a dodgy injury time decision is par for the course.

Is this the one set of fans that Vardy wouldn't be goading after he scored?

Congatulations on the thread title